joke board

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 4:28 am

post your best jokes (keep it clean..adults may be watching). no prizes...only jokes.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 6:16 am

i once was sitting beside an old man, and we were watching a flock of geese flying overhead in a vee formation. i noticed that one arm of the vee was longer than the other. i asked the old man why was that so....the old man thought for some time, turned to me,and said ..."i think there are more geese in that line".

Post by **Steen Jakobsen** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 12:01 pm

Hi Cowboy,
good idea, the forum is ready;

carvoeiro.com Forum Index > Jokes

http://www.carvoeiro.org/forum/1/viewforum.php?f=21

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 5:05 pm

Police in Yorkshire are concerned about a new wave of drug taking among teenagers.

Apparently they now have access to Ecstasy in a powder form which they rub around their mouth. The police have asked us all to be vigilant for any sightings of E, by gum

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 8:09 pm

hi steen...glad you liked the idea.

did i win a prize? just kidding...just kidding.

croeso · Post by **croeso** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 9:55 pm

Not really a joke but spend a few minutes logging on to:
worldschoolphotographs.com This site holds zillions of school photos from all over the world. Amazing to find one of yourself!

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:40 am

hi croeso,..just now got around to looking at that site. you are right! great site! brought back some wonderful memorys. i look up the high school pic of my third ex-wife...and she was as lovely as i rembered her. thank you so much!!

gerrit · Post by **gerrit** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:41 pm

Hello Croeso and Cowby,

Surprising website.
I don't need to think on my third ex-wife to recognize my schooltime.

Go on like this.

Gerrit

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 1:06 am

hi guest,..sure brings back memories don't it? :D

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 4:32 am

this message is to try to push the joke board up, to keep it from going off the bottom of the board.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 4:35 am

well, i'll be...it worked!

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 4:02 am

pushing it up again.

Gordon and Sandy Low · Sun Apr 06, 2003 6:43 am

I thought you ought to be warned about this new threat that is going
around.

Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a new virus out there called the C-Nile virus that even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of, so be warned.

It appears to mostly affect those of us who were born in or before 1960; not all others are totally protected, though.

Symptoms of the C-Nile Virus:

l. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail
3. Causes you to send to the wrong person
4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachments.
6. Causes you to hit send before you've finished the --

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 8:34 am

that was great...fortunatly i don't have that pro

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 9:01 am

blem. not at all....

(go to the to the third post on this thread and click on there...that is where the real joke board is) ...."and in confusion, i would like to say that i welcome this opertunity to welcome you all to

joke board

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