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im back....just put the oscar on the shelf. now let us begin

piri piri affair

elle got up from the beach, he rose and pulled up elle up. and as he did so their arms entwined around each others bodies feeling their passion. she could hear her breathing even thought the high tide was crashing its fury onto the rocks on carvoeiro beach. the time was late ..yet neither could move as though fixed by a magentic force to each other and to the beach.

he looked into her eyes and without speaking said it was time to go.
she picked up her sandals and they walked onto the pavement in front of the hotel. he noticed his friend mike leaving the hotel and waived
"Good evening mike" he called
mike waived and came across.
"hello . i see you have a new friend? " he looked at her with interest
"yes we met...er sorry this is elle" he said
they shook hands, and he held her waist tightly as they exchanged pleasantries.
"look mike sorry weve got to go...ill see you in the morning" he said
"sure" replied mike" ill let you two lovebirds go"
they all laughed and mike went across to the tourist office and got into his car.
they walked on up the hill, holding each other, knowing their was so little time left.
"i must leave you now elle darling"
"i know" her eyes became moist as her emotion took over her nordic cool
the church clock started to chime midnight as elle left to walk back to her apartment.
the clock finished chiming as she disappered into the darkness.
he turned and walked down the hill.
it had been a wonderful time, an exciting time, a time that would live forever. that had been yesterday and in a few hours the sun would rise over the villas and the sea and it would be another day.
another day of love for elle. :wink:

the end

hot news. just secured arnold swazenaegger to play mike..he wants to know if he need to bring his machine guns for any of the scenes. any suggestions :oops:
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urgent message for tourists.

in view of principal photograghy starting shortly and the removal of the carvoeiro beach to hollywood. could all visitors please go to marbela instead. we are sorry for any inconvience but hope you understand. 8)
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Never say goodbye -- just Au revoir !
Wait a minute ! I may have further help on hand.
A certain someone, on the way out next week ! Another Mike -- Get me to Lisbon---- Crane and his whippet .He'll be hot on your trail Mystery Man ------what are whippets for !!
Have further plans in mind ------- would you be interested? "Carvoeiro-The musical" Piri Piri in Song ------ Sondhiems suggested "Debbie Harry " ( a young friend, Sancho, thought I was her !) for Ellie and with enough big bucks on offer --- Tom Jones as Mystery Man --Im already working on new script and my fingers ache from practice on my Yamaha !
I used to drive grandmere mad, banging away in her parlour, practising "fascinating rhythm" ---- the piano tuner had to call regularly.
Footnote: Arnie has too many muscles for my taste-make em lean.E.X
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can i tease you with a "glimpse" of action to come ---- but it may make you angry!
Washed up on the beach at Benagil ----- who but our valiant Helmut ! All wet & breathing heavily he is rescuscitated by the lovely Isobel ,but his lobster pots are done for ----- who holed his boat?
are you tempted? are you full of fire. E.X
Hubs disappeared this morning ----- all Ive got is my keyboard to play with !!
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what film would be complete without a memorable song
had a word with elmer berstein seems hes busy but i have selected the end song as the credits roll.

from roger whittaker, song the last farewell 1975 top 10 hit
(full lyrics look go search engine googel type roger whittaker lyrics)

chorus goes as follows.

for you beautiful, i have loved you dearly.
more dearly than the spoken word can tell.
for you are beautiful, and i have loved you dearly
more dearly than the spoken word can tell.


fade to black. then arnie (AKA mike chislehurst) bursts onto screen

arnie ( in menacing tone)

" ILL BE BACK."

coming soon PIRI PIRI 2 - THE REVENGE!!! :evil:
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Cant wait till tonight. Liebling - darling-my "aquamarines" are moist with your beautiful words-Ill treasure them forever. I wear black today(slightly unbuttoned of course) -feeling lonely.
But whats this? Hubs just said he'll need some bait! Will he get all this at Sagres -does anybody know?Wouldnt like him to be unhappy.
Things to come:some good, some bad
would you believe,that Helmut(cant trust anyone)has had offer from LA-to star opposite that babe Angelina Jolie in "Tombraiders 3" how will I stop him/Are my assets bigger than the enticing Ange.How can I match Spielburgs big wallet.I have to get him to stay- - if only to make you jealous------ Growl for me----Ellie X
Do you think steak house might get too crowded for 2 in Sept/-------somewhere else maybe? I look in bedroom mirror,and Debbie nods in agreement!
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dear elle,

well as an exhausted writer, i am just working on my next pot boiler.
it seems that the late lamented helmut had an evil twin bother. so er watch this space.

meantime i am arranging my casting couch as i must do some detailed research into what the acting profession calls "motivation". i hope you enjoyed the story...please feel free to use any or all in your next best seller. with a few more hits we may soon have the most popular forum topic ever.....well that bodes wells for your future booksales. to think you will soon be on all the book signing circuits. chat shows..mmm...so lucky


your greatest admirer.

bruce willis aka.....................?
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with dark skin, tall and blond hair, from portuguese parents but born in germany - helmut oliveira and his twin were destined for great things.

his twin brother had been killed...some say on a mission to meet a new woman in his life. yes helmut had always had a soft spot for the ladies, he even wrote romantic novels...but his brother also called helmet but spelt with an e ,had been recruited into a secret orgainsation known to but a few. it was the infamous CIA - the carvoiero inteligence agency with its secret bombproof hq in a cave under the algar seco tourist mecca..and people thought the comings and goings there were just tourists - how the innocent are fooled. :shock:
the agency had cameras everywhere, even one pretending to be a beach congestion charging camera in the centre.of the village... some thought it was for some internet site but the pictures were monitored constanly by a team headed by ms grace pastella do nata. They all reported even helmet to captain roddy morango who was near to retirement ..he was always one to duck the hard jobs prefering to leave any dirty work to a heavy enforcer they just called Bolo. it was he Bolo who had singlehandly stopped the dreaded coffee bar wars in the 70s when bicas and com leites were exploding everywhere

it was thus one day, that capt roddy morango called helmet into his office
for a mission .
"helmet " he said" i vant you to deal with dis job"
"yar i vill do it mine kapitan" said helmet
morango shoved over a thick file towards him
its title "operation febras do frango"
as he opened the file helmets eyes widened...even he was shocked....

to be continued.............
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Mon Cheri,
Sorry I am so late ------ but i like "late" best;always look forward to seeing your early(very) morning messages! Of course i loved the story,more than i can say -- but so afraid Ellie will be forgotten?
Why are you exhausted? What have you been doing? or is it just all the effort of those seering love scenes?
The last story (another guest) is so intrigueing - Helmet with an E eh!Has Helmut with a U really gone --- that naughty boy/man hasnt shown his hand since he offered to send hub fishing --beginning to think like you.hes to blame for all this. Wheres Mike from chis. gone too? What hes opinion on Arnie?
Is the last story a new man or is it still Mystery Man --- you cant leave a girl hanging in mid-air like this;just one or two clues please ? I did give you some! im gasping for more--keep it going.E.Xx
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post script,
forgot to add---think it will be quite a time before im in the "big time" if ever---but won two prizes last month for best articles --nothing as exciting as our work together I can assure you--------but Ill be ready for your casting couch anytime, just say "meet me" and Ill be there ------ look out for toe movements, the hair, the eyes and a certain smile. Love Ellie.
Come on --- one little name,something--anything.will keep me going to sept 6th ------ arrival !!!
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helmet of the c.i.a ...the plot thickens

as helmet read the file he realised the importance of what was happening.
he spoke to capt morango who straight away ordered him to go undercover.

"yar virst we must put you in disguise" he ordered" you will become an inglishman called martin. we will put you in special protective piri piri material so vere ever you are ve can smell vere you are and track you "

"make it so mine kapitan" replied helmet. he was led down to a special room where special engineer jose pao de forma coated him.

he was then led down to the cia special exit by the rocks and got into his special turbo rowing boat.

"boa sorte" said capt morango " ve will think of you forever"

helmet looked back at the hq and wondered if he would ever see them again............

to be continued.........if you want?????
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it was at this stage that helmets mentor and guide known only as "M"
was called away on important matters of state. he would be back soon and hoped that Lord Michael of chislehurst would act as guardian and keeper of the secrets of the carvoiero intelligence agency ...only revealing what was in the public domain.

M hoped his uk agent "elle" would continue in her work and when he returned he would send a secret coded message.


may the piri piri force be with you.


"M" :wink:
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003 & a half here!
Ready for action M ------- where do you want me ---- I want a disguise too or I wont play! something long, slinky, a long thin black, no forgot --i dont smoke
Been up practising all night (well most of it) ---- Cole Porters "Find me a primitive man" Please find a scene where I can run my fingers over---- my Yamaha of course !
Whose this "Martin" guy --- will I have to give any special signals? ---- I have to know as Im due for trip to beauty parlour---my toes need a re-touch -what would you suggest - midnight blue with sprinkling of gold dust.?
Im still on a high MM----bring me down to ------- a warm sandy bed?Its that Devil Moon over the bay thats doing it !
Agent "E" (with "muinto" kisses) X
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Hey-- wheres Mike gone ---sorry Milord Michael from the famous Chislehurst?
Surely hes not still sulking over Arnie --we dont need muscles --just plent of knowhow.
Mike baby, come back,we need you desperately!
003 & a half.
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from m.

memo to elle.

yes you will recognise him agent martin. he will contact you soon with important information

it seems that mike is having problems with arnie...perhaps we should cast steven sergal instead...on the condition that mike grows pony tail to match the part.
mr seagull wont cut is...well you have to be reasonable dont you.

may the piri piri force be with you

m 8)
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