In Memoriam Charles Bronson

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 7:20 pm

Rock Hudson didn't have a thrush, he had a balled eagle.

He also knew Doris Day before she became a virgin, or did she become something else?

digger · Post by **digger** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:04 am

what became of Doris Day?
she ended up in an old dogs home
caring for dogs
and cats I think
magnificently

all together now

by the light
of the silvery moon

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:09 am

the moon was yellow, the moon was bright,
when she turned to me in the pale moonlight.....
her eyes said, with every glance,
that what she craved was real romance......
I stammered and stuttered, and time went by.......
the moon was yellow,
.......and so was I.

E. J. Thribb · Post by **E. J. Thribb** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:15 am

Digger - you shall be hearing from my lawyers regarding my plagarised verse.

E. J. Thribb (aged 17&1/2)

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:39 am

Like Doris Day, Brigitte Bardot ended up looking after animals

She got tired
Of getting her kit off
But in her day
She also was
A magnificent One

digger · Post by **digger** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:24 pm

Yes Brigitte Bardot
Was another one
She also was
A magnificent pair

digger · Post by **digger** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:28 pm

But E. J., don't be rash. The necessity to credit you this masterpiece has been overlooked. Rest assured the person responsible will be severely reprimanded. Everybody knows it's the work of E. J. Thribb (aged 17&1/2), and I am sure the world agrees your poetry is worthy of such philosophical discussion and deliberation.

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:13 pm

Brigitte Bardot was French, as was Quasimodo

His hump, was a magnificent one

" the bells, the bells"

When he was made redundant he was given a lump sum, after he asked for back pay

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 8:59 pm

when Quasimodo died
there was one they knew
Could prepare his grave
The magnificent one
The Digger!

pammie · Post by **pammie** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 10:07 pm

Now I know why they say men and women come from two different planets

Women have their feet on the ground and men's heads are up in the clouds ie. space cadet

Keep it going though - its good entertainment in between cooking the dinner and washing up

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 10:52 pm

Pammi came into the mens room
Said her feet were on the ground
And not up in the air
Lies, and then we see
Another magnificent one

digger · Post by **digger** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 10:54 pm

So,
Farewell then
Hunchback
Bell-ringer
Extraordinaire

Yes,
The bells, the bells
That was
Your catchphrase
Or was it
Inaudible

On getting the chop
You ought to have
Got
Severance pay
Surely

The author accepts no responsibility

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:25 pm

Esmeralda was his love
A gypsy girl
yet
we never saw her caravan

She was Maureen O'Hara
and she ended up
with a quiet man
over here

yet another
truly magnificent one
he was

Admiral · Post by **Admiral** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:32 am

Now that Quasimodo & Esmeralda have entered the picure, please see the entry in the Jokes section.