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[nightrider]

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[Guest]

I'm sure Martin. Have you heard the one where someone gets in their car and finds someone with an axe in the back? Very common story. My sister, who is as dull as they get, swears this happened to a friend of hers in Brighton. It didn't. The Crawley local paper printed a front page story about a dog that someone tied to the level crossing gates with hilarious (except for the dog) results when the gates opened. That didn't happen either. I don't understand how these things get passed round

[U.L.]

(1998, Paderborn Germany) Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud.

"The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to theground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen."

[Ripley]

It happened in Las Vegas. A woman returned from work and found her large dog, a Doberman, lying on the floor gasping for air. Concerned over the animal's welfare, she immediately loaded the pet into her car and drove him to a veterinarian. The vet examined the dog but finding no reason for his breathing difficulties, announced that he'd have to perform a tracheotomy and insert tubes down the animal's throat so he could breathe. He explained that it wasn't anything she'd want to watch and urged the woman to go home and leave the Doberman there overnight. When the woman returned home, the phone was ringing off the hook. She answered it, and was surprised to discover it was the vet. Even more surprising was his message -- "Get out of the house immediately! Go to the neighbor's and call the police!" It seems that when the vet performed the operation, he found a very grisly reason for the dog's breathing difficulty -- three human fingers were lodged in its throat. Concerned that the person belonging to the dismembered fingers might still be in the house, he phoned to warn the woman. According to the story, police arrived at her house and found an unconscious intruder, sans fingers, lying in a closet.

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[Guest]

And? Who has been more entertaining?

[cowboy]

And? Who has been more entertaining?

That would depend on what you think is "entertaining", wouldn't it?
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[Johnny Boy]

And? Who has been more entertaining?

That would depend on what you think is "entertaining", wouldn't it?
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Good onyer Cowboy The yellow rose has struck again

[elle]

and 'Long may she wave' Coop !

[blue]

The point of registering or a least appearing as a named guest is that we can differentiate between one guest & another

[digger]

we know how carefull shops in Portugal are in keeping their guarantees (yeah right!!!) ..anyway one fellow who fitted tyres said he bought a spanner here with a 10 year guarantee......anyway a little later a mechanic is working away at the garage and the end bit breaks off.

so the boss call the rep...says he wants a replacement spanner under the 10 guarantee...mmmmmm ...ahhh .... oooooh ....descupe... says the rep..its only the middle bit that has the guarantee...the end bit is not covered.


so always be carefull what you buy and in Portugal who you buy it from.

Nice story Martin. Who said the Portuguese have no sense of humour haha

‘urban legend’ eh guest?
well ‘urban legend’ is the easiest thing to find on the internet, but I cant find this anywhere

[nightrider]

(Quote Digger,Nice story Martin. Who said the Portuguese have no sense of humour ha ha )


Keep them coming martin Nightrider