Deserted

Witchipoo · Post by **Witchipoo** » Sun May 01, 2005 2:08 pm

It being May day today, strange things are a happening. We drift in mind and spirit, we travell the universe, we travell the world,leaving are body far behind, only to wake up with a jerk,to find we are still where we started. Must get that book of magic out of storage..

digger · Post by **digger** » Sun May 01, 2005 2:14 pm

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

Guess who · Post by **Guess who** » Sun May 01, 2005 3:37 pm

Thats it Witchipoo! You tell 'em and SPELL 'em!

How could I forget its MAYDAY!
Aren't we all supposed to be prancing round the Maypole (naked

?) ...weaving in and out in the fertility dance of Spring?

About time they erected one in CVOs Square if you ask me!

Next poet laureate? Step forward Digs!

You'd certainly liven up her Maj. !

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:05 pm

I believe the saying goes . . .

Hoorah, Hoorah the first of may
outdoor sex begins today!!

Just for those of you who needed a prompt

Mads

digger · Post by **digger** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:10 pm

ola! guess who
the above is “Rock Lobster” lyrics, 1979, by the B52s ….. dunno if you know them: a wacky, arty American group

......got a thing about lobsters

minx · Post by **minx** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:48 pm

So have I digger.Specially with mayonnaise. lush!

Its the first of May
And sunshine all the way
Summers here so shed your top
Throw your top away

My mums a Mel Torme fan.I just altered the words a little bit

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Mon May 02, 2005 6:07 am

Is that all there is, is that all there is?

If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Let's break out the booze and have a ball

If that's all there is.

(Peggy Lee)

digger · Post by **digger** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:50 pm

even the deserted topic is deserted today; must be a bank holiday in the uk this second of May. The Portuguese get a raw deal: a day off if 1 May falls on a weekday but no extra day off when it falls on a weekend. They make up for it tho when the 1st May comes on a Tues or Thurs by taking a “ponte” (bridge) and having a long weekend

april · Post by **april** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:01 pm

I doubt if this will be in rhyme,
its about this boyfriend of mine,
.......Does anyone know of a saying that goes
birthdays on december 25th
means that you're a werewolf?

Beware the wolverine!

spectre · Post by **spectre** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:31 pm

No-its said that on this date vampires are born

Information from son whos a bit of a Goth