10 worst things

[Guest]

How many elles are there Im confused??

[guess]

Evening Jake....yes Im in chilly old Lincs at mo...not very exotic ! But cant wait to be out in my '2nd home'..CVO week after next
I do remember 'exotic elle'..of last year some time..some thought it was me at first(mucking around)..but no....
I ended up having quite a laugh with her..apparently she was nearly 6ft tall and a dancer(can't remember what dancing tho )...and she spoke about her husband..think it was 'Jake' ..and I said"is he Jake with the extra leg"
or sumfing like that
anyway ..she was a laugh..but not seen her for an age now on here....
make mine a Port please..

there seems to be 2 here and jakes offering drinks!

[Di_Berlin]

following on from the “10 best things” topic, what aspects of life in Portugal are worse than in the UK ?
1. no meals-on-wheels when you’re a sad & lonely OAP
2. er....

[Di_Berlin]

following on from the “10 best things” topic, what aspects of life in Portugal are worse than in the UK ?
1. no meals-on-wheels when you’re a sad & lonely OAP
2. er....

@ Digger

[digger]

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[redwinegirl]

1. Disposing of loo roll in bin next to toilet (I know this is so petty but I'm still not used to or easy with this)

2. Doggy Doo (recurring theme)

3. Graffiti

4. Almond Tart (it's all your fault I'm unhappy with my hips)

5. Cobbles on the pavements (I'm a heel wearer - 10/10 for artistic impression on my way downhill )

I don't like complaining so I'll stop there

[digger]

redwinegirl !! longtimenosee !!
“10/10 for artistic impression on my way downhill” ......haha oh yes

[roy4eyes]

Temporary winge - the weather - I was hoping to deliver a plane to Cascais this week and see Digger (Pipa's for lunch ?) but I can hardly see Silves from here !!

Jake - if you live here why not join us in Anteak - G. and I would willingly accept your kind offer !!

[elle]

Afraid you and G will have to join the queue Roy....Me and another lady (Exotic Elle..who I thought was Jake's wife and isnt )....have been offered the first 2 drinks!
Looks like there could be quite few of us there....next Thurs(10th) ?
Do they know whats coming !

[Jake]

Oh dear what have I said?
I thought I had offered to buy 'one of' these lovely ladies a drink. But....... I think my wife might be first in the queue! She uses these forum too. But I use an alias
Think I may lie low for a while now....... I'll see if she wants to go the Anteak though........

J

[Not Exotic]

Oh dear..never mind Jake..Ill have a 'whip round' and buy you and your wife one ......ellie