Sceptic tanks etc

piglet · Post by **piglet** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:57 pm

Hi guys

Any advice re sceptic tanks?

Just dont want to be fobbed off with the worst model

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:23 pm

The builders here usually build them out of Bricks..Cheap and shitty...but they work well......Both Cess Pits and septic tanks

DrewP · Post by **DrewP** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:50 pm

Sceptic tanks

I know a few people would fit into them. Sorry squiglet, I reckon that was a Freudian slip.
Think you might mean septic tanks

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:23 pm

Drew

yep, the moment I pressed the submit button I swore. Hoped nobody would notice. Trust you.

Guest was just too polite to poke fun at poor pigs

Its the shitty guest that worries me... does everything go into one chamber including bathwater....I dont know how they work

Many thanks

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:50 pm

The latest Regs I'm told mean that Bath water etc go into the Septic tank which is rather silly I think because surely that would kill the required bacteria ???......but my builder told me this today.....If it were a Cess pit it really is silly but thinking about it if it were a septic tank (Three chamber thingy) then I suppose itys not so bad ..only kill the trees rather than make them full of 'Goodness'..........
Has anybody read recently (It was in the Telegraph last week as well ) of the latest (Japanese) recycle system whereby it's all fed back after treatment...apparently it's ALL passed through a Squeezalimiter which reduces the lumpy bits and then again through a thing called a 'Cleansipoopoo (This is true really ..the Japanese make up funny words).....and apparantly after these two treatments it is fit to shower and is Potable........I'm told the first system has already been installed at the local Prison here for testing......and I assume if nobody drops dead after a week or two..it can be freely sold on the Market....Technology is wonderful isn't it.

piglet · Post by **piglet** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:52 am

Hi guest

Sorrrrry..your not a shitty guest, not doing very well with this post am I?

Its just been one of those days.

Still, thankyou for not taking it literally

However, Piglet suspects you are telling her little porkies re this "Cleansipoopoo" Incidentally, have you read the article in the Times re the guest who was fed through a " Squeezalimiter"

Now would that be Lincoln prison??

Drew...I think this sounds like a useful gizmo.. you may find more "effective" than a "sceptic tank"

Squiglet

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:54 am

I also read about the Japanese invention last week......however what guest forgot to mention was that they use a 'Tessler' pump which is a very high speed pump that rotates at 20K RPM (Two Plates...rotate and the waiste doesnt actually touch the side due to surface skin effect).....this is the first process which sends the stuff shooting down the pipe at over 200 miles per hour apparantly, and then it hits the second process (Squeezalimiter membrane wall )....with such force that it breaks it down enough to continue........the mind boggles.....I also thought this article was a wind up but not so .....

........The anals of technology have changed this world forever..........
In the meantime I still have my garden Cess pitt which costs me a fortune to empty every three months here in deepest Lincoln.....(Back of the Cathedral).........Good luck Piglet with yours....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:33 pm

Thanks Michael

But I am still sceptically about those septic tanks and not alot the wiser

Piggles