Bleeker

Gambrinus · Post by **Gambrinus** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:58 am

"mao" - "my arse off"

Bleeker · Post by **Bleeker** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:59 am

DeeW wrote:
Bleeker wrote:
DeeW wrote:OK, you've done it now - mentioning firemen

omg yeah that'll do. Fireman outfit right here right now

I tell you this sort of conversation beats being polite on the phone all day. Lets you, what shall we say, let off steam
roflmao! sorry but okido! want me to bring the hose as well?

and yeah know what you mean! some of these people i talk to here....well lets just say i`d like to inform em of some different stuff then i do now!
OK now then, "roflmao". I know about the rofl but what is mao?

Yeah, hose plus anything else of interest (if you know what I mean!)

Hat, don't for get the hat

rolling on the floor laughing my 4ss off!

hahah! ok! i`ll also bring the oxygen! might be of use!

and of course! i`d never forget the hat! the hat is essential!!

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:00 pm

Gambrinus, I bet you think I'm real thicko but its not often that I use abbreviations. Cheers

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:38 pm

Bleeker wrote:
DeeW wrote:
Bleeker wrote:roflmao! sorry but okido! want me to bring the hose as well?

and yeah know what you mean! some of these people i talk to here....well lets just say i`d like to inform em of some different stuff then i do now!
OK now then, "roflmao". I know about the rofl but what is mao?

Yeah, hose plus anything else of interest (if you know what I mean!)

Hat, don't for get the hat
rolling on the floor laughing my 4ss off!

hahah! ok! i`ll also bring the oxygen! might be of use! and of course! i`d never forget the hat! the hat is essential!!

Ah yes! oxygen might be of use indeed. What have you got in mind? I can't think at the moment what with all the talk of firemen gear

I am going for lunch and we'll talk again when I get back. Phew I need a rest

Bleeker · Post by **Bleeker** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:58 pm

DeeW wrote:
Ah yes! oxygen might be of use indeed. What have you got in mind? I can't think at the moment what with all the talk of firemen gear

I am going for lunch and we'll talk again when I get back. Phew I need a rest

hahah! you heard btw that handcuffs nowadays are also standerd fireman issue?

and enjoy yer lunch(filet american+egg? heh) and rest!

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:41 pm

Actually it was some mushed up cheese, onion & tomato gunk, followed by hot water and ciggy. Fillet Amercian & egg - erm, no I don't think so. Is the beef cooked? Somehow I bet it isn't.

I don't think that handcuffs are standard fireman issue are they

But I tell you this, they're working for me

As long as the cuffs are covered in furry stuff to void rubbing!

Bye the way - what about a blindfold

We once had a whole bunch of firemen come to our office to do fire checks etc. After they had gone I had to sit in a darkened room to gather my senses (I kid you not!)

roflmao

Bleeker · Post by **Bleeker** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:47 pm

DeeW wrote:Actually it was some mushed up cheese, onion & tomato gunk, followed by hot water and ciggy. Fillet Amercian & egg - erm, no I don't think so. Is the beef cooked? Somehow I bet it isn't.

I don't think that handcuffs are standard fireman issue are they But I tell you this, they're working for me As long as the cuffs are covered in furry stuff to void rubbing!

Bye the way - what about a blindfold

We once had a whole bunch of firemen come to our office to do fire checks etc. After they had gone I had to sit in a darkened room to gather my senses (I kid you not!)

roflmao

doesnt sound like a bad lunch tbh! and err well do you eat roast beef?

hahah! oh you didnt know they were yet? and of course they have fur! they are not like the police ones for criminals but for panicked fire victims! and the blindfold goes standerd with that! thought it so common that it wouldnt need any mentioning! best way to get a panicked victim out..cuff em and blindfold em and you can lead em straight out nps(hehe)!:-)))

and lol! really? that leaves me to wonder if you would have reacted the same if a bunch of jesters walked in!

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:57 pm

Yes I do eat roast beef, but I don't think it goes with sliced egg

Right, tbh and nps - please explain

No, I get your point that I wouldn't have gone peculiar in the presence of an engine full of jesters invading the office

Listen, at the particular time of our conversation, jesters would have worked, but as soon as you mentioned firemen that was it for me. I've got a good imagination you see. What I'm thinking is this (may be I shouldn't say - oh go on then you've forced me into it) god no I can't not this early in our relationship anyway

Lets get back to business. You were saying about handcuffs and blindfolds - come on then!

swingdingin · Post by **swingdingin** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:03 pm

something tells me we should call the fire brigade .......to hose you both down with cold water...!!

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:05 pm

swingdingin wrote:something tells me we should call the fire brigade .......to hose you both down with cold water...!!

Only fun Mike

Its all a bit difficult when one of you is in Holland and the other England

Need a long hose as it were

swingdingin · Post by **swingdingin** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:08 pm

or one thats got plenty of pressure in it dee..

mike

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:15 pm

swingdingin wrote:or one thats got plenty of pressure in it dee..
mike

Ahh pressure - thats another story

Bleeker, what do you think to plenty of pressure

Bleeker · Post by **Bleeker** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:16 pm

DeeW wrote:Yes I do eat roast beef, but I don't think it goes with sliced egg

Right, tbh and nps - please explain

No, I get your point that I wouldn't have gone peculiar in the presence of an engine full of jesters invading the office

Listen, at the particular time of our conversation, jesters would have worked, but as soon as you mentioned firemen that was it for me. I've got a good imagination you see. What I'm thinking is this (may be I shouldn't say - oh go on then you've forced me into it) god no I can't not this early in our relationship anyway

Lets get back to business. You were saying about handcuffs and blindfolds - come on then!

okis tbh=to be honest and nps=no problems. know some more but atm cant think of any! oh seems i just did!

heheh indeed! mind you if a bunch of jesters would come running into your office i doubt it would be for any of your entertainment! first line you`d hear from them would be "hands up" i think!

and ok i understand...............its a bit further now can you now?

j/k!

and yes indeed sorry blindfolds cuffs and of course the modern day firefighter is equipped with a box of icecubes!

Bleeker · Post by **Bleeker** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:19 pm

DeeW wrote:
swingdingin wrote:or one thats got plenty of pressure in it dee..
mike
Ahh pressure - thats another story

Bleeker, what do you think to plenty of pressure

heheh thats right join in the fun mike! this is the fun thread!

and well Dee i heard one performs better under presure so i`d say its a good thing!

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:34 pm

Bleeker I don't think that those ice cubes would be frozen for very long do you

OK then, so what we got (working our way down) helmet (you can leave your hat on!!), blindfold, cuffs AND ice cubes. Ah, Ultra Violet by Paco Rabanne and chocolates thats what is needed