Sir Cliff

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:54 pm

I dont know a thing about 'falcons launch'(is that a boat or a part of his anatomy?) and I dont read the Lambeth Chonicle darling -but you might possibly find a little of me in the -News of the World!

Washington Post · Post by **Washington Post** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:43 am

EXCLUSIVE
Amid rumours that Queen Elizabeth of London has been invited to meet Portuguese royalty Dom Clifford do Ricardo somewhere in the deep south of the country, our Europe correspondent Goldie Starbucks will be finding out all in a special report tomorrow.

Goldie Starbucks · Post by **Goldie Starbucks** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:38 am

Well I greeted the Comtesse Christina Le Grand-bonc Perrier at Faro airport in the early hours of today.....quite an exclusive! As she stepped down from the plane...she tells me that she is soon to be joined by Dame Elena Toujours-amours le Coq(Dames Known to us all affectinately as Tina &Ele) and that all is in place
"Pour le grand apogee" in Carvoeiro.....and the opening of the 'Pair of Dice'casino...
attended by VIPs Coop Cassidy from Austin Texas and the rip roaring Rory O'Toole from 'up the hill'...
combined with falcons launch and music by Senhor Clifford da Ricardo
one might say it could all end in one big....BANG !!!!!

Hold the page guys.......watch this space...............