Sir Cliff

readallaboudit · Post by **readallaboudit** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:43 pm

Sir Cliff Richard has been a musical icon for more than four decades, exploding onto the music scene in 1958, his energy revolutionising the industry, establishing him as Europe's first authentic rock'n'roll star. During his career he has amassed an impressive 250 million record sales, and Sir Cliff still continues to delight his fans with new music and spectacular live performances. One such live performance is sure to be the one that takes place at a secret location soon. After being invited by Tricky to perform a live, free concert as a means of celebrating Falcon launch, Sir Cliff promptly accepted, and is preparing a "happy birthday" in Portuguese, followed by what promises to be a spectacular fireworks show.

readallaboudit · Post by **readallaboudit** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:23 pm

The star has always openly promoted his admiration and respect for cvo forum members, and when Dame Tricky of Blackpool reminded Sir Cliff that Falcons launch is actually a bring-a-bottle party he immediately offered 45,000 bottles of Vida Nova Reserva, his finest. Yesterday our man on the street approached a known forum member and asked where exacting is the party to be held, but she was not available for comment.

Journal do O Mundo · Post by **Journal do O Mundo** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:07 pm

“Only Falcon Can Answer That!”
This was the response we received from Mr X – know as ‘Guest’ – when asked when and where is Falcons Launch being held. Meanwhile it is believed Dame Tricky of Blackpool is flying into Faro this weekend, and there is expected to be (cont. P.94)

sic broadcasting corp. · Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:38 pm

(man standing outside airport next to paparazzi on motorbikes)

“ ….so the question every ones asking is not when or where.…but who? It is widely believed that cvo forum members are…shall we say….do enjoy a drink. Sir Cliff has pledged nearly 50,000 bottles of his famous wine, and who………… ………….er……. ……I think this is her coming now……….. ….……..”

tricky · Post by **tricky** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:29 pm

I have to say, there is no rumour in the fact that my having bought
24 bottles of Vida Nova (reduced to £2.99 in Sainsbury's Wilmslow)
Sir Cliff felt obliged to honour CVO with his presence at the forthcomming weekends celebrations - However, He did agree to donate six bottles of blue rinse to the raffle, which I believe Biffa is in charge of.
How much are the tickets Biffa

cheques made payable to: Mr B Biggapeice

Tricky

falcon · Post by **falcon** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 11:39 pm

MTV Portugal

Joao Pedreiro reporting live from an unknown location in the Algarve:

Welcome here to the suspected location of Sir Cliff's arrival at the Falcon launch. We have been tipped off that Sir Cliff was going to cruise around this cliff (or should I say "headland") on his private yacht in order to make a grand entrance at the long awaited launch party. Unfortunately we couldn't qualify the lead beforehand so we just though we might take a chance and wait. Apparently someone using a "nome de plume" called MTV and left her only name as "Tricky", stating that the location was a private beach in the Algarve...

sic broadcasting corp. · Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:05 pm

(man standing outside icecream parlour)

“bom dia, I have with me local expert Mr Bob T Bike, bom dia”
“bom dia”
“Bob T, I understand you are a local expert on secret locations, yes?”
“I know some secret locations, yes”
“Hmm. Are you going to the Falcon launch?”
“Well I hope to get to sample some of that Reserva”, he winks
“HaHa. Could you tell me……..”
Bob’s mobile starts vibrating in his trouser pocket with a ringtone resembling ‘Congratulations’ and the two men stare at each other for a long moment before laughter beaks……………..
"CUT"

Olivia neutron Bomb · Post by **Olivia neutron Bomb** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:39 pm

Hey all you pommie's out there (and portugese)
I need help, one of my old muckers has invited me to a ding dong
at a secret location,, only its so secret he forgot to tell me where it is!
The only clue I have is that its a party for some bird, and that I've got to take my digereedoo

Can anyone help?

jakethepeg · Post by **jakethepeg** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:44 pm

Hi there, Rolf Harris is the name I might just be able to lend you a didgeredoo

Hope i haven't thrown it away - tried that with me boomerang but it kept coming back to me

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:44 pm

God preserve me from 'Sir Cliff ' and boomerang jokes

New York Times · Post by **New York Times** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:33 pm

an anonymous bird called falcon is a master in the art of self publicity, along with our very own George W he is proving himself to be one of the worlds greatest self-publicists of the 21st century. With the help of the English royalty - or the lesser known Lady Tricky of Blackpool - falcon has created what is currently the world hottest ticket. Enquiries are coming in from across the globe for an event that no one knows anything about except for two factors: His Royal Highness Sir Cliff of Richard and 1000’s of bottles of the worlds finest (cont. p.94)

jakethepeg · Post by **jakethepeg** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:47 pm

oops nearly forgot..... I could lend you a kangaroo, he's a very good bouncer

- thought I'd tied him down but he hopped off

that one was for you Tabs

pammie the pom

Tabitha · Post by **Tabitha** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:01 pm

Define the term "Very good bouncer" Pammie--huh?

Darling-use stronger rope next time

Whats his name Skippy(the bush type?) or maybe--Digger? (earth -moving type?)

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:20 pm

Tabitha wrote:Digger (earth -moving type)

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:24 pm

Tabitha!!!! ........and what does The Lambeth Chronicle have to say about the ‘falcon launch’?

Sir Cliff

Sir Cliff

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