Sex-trology

[Ellie]

Not my word....one Ive been reading in newspaper article...on how your star sign rules your sex life......
and of course being an 'Aries'...I read that one first......
'Has strong physical needs for sex every day,craving instant gratification.(does that mean even if youre in Tescos ).......
Likes it a little rough
Likes the ' ' factor....outdoors or on train (lord..that brings back memories )...
and just loves to be caught(not sure what that means )..
just had a quick glimpse of 'Libran woman'..my opposite sign(and who I dont normally hit it off with)....her 'thing' is to be 'arm wrestled'..............
of course ..all these 'urges' will be heightened in hot CVO sun.....so beware..... take care.....but ...maybe not............
(After writing this...will I be banned to a separate section/forum..headed....sex?
Tricks? Just read your one..you naughty girl you
Can feel a censure coming on me from.....no not Gerry?
Im in wicked mood today ......have nice day allx

[MeRob]

Not my word....one Ive been reading in newspaper article...on how your star sign rules your sex life......
and of course being an 'Aries'...I read that one first......
'Has strong physical needs for sex every day,craving instant gratification.(does that mean even if youre in Tescos ).......
Likes it a little rough
Likes the ' ' factor....outdoors or on train (lord..that brings back memories )...
and just loves to be caught(not sure what that means )..
just had a quick glimpse of 'Libran woman'..my opposite sign(and who I dont normally hit it off with)....her 'thing' is to be 'arm wrestled'..............
of course ..all these 'urges' will be heightened in hot CVO sun.....so beware..... take care.....but ...maybe not............
(After writing this...will I be banned to a separate section/forum..headed....sex?
Tricks? Just read your one..you naughty girl you
Can feel a censure coming on me from.....no not Gerry?
Im in wicked mood today ......have nice day allx

Whahahaha Ellie, well we will append an age advice to your posts in the future okay.............lol .

You cheerful lass well that explains it all, I am arie too so that's why we get along this well.

mmm I think the above mentioned goes for me as well apart from trains.......aries are good people in various ways we happen to be good @ what we do including sex!

[Lesley Jean]

Oooo Ellie, this sounds very 'racy' What is in the charts for a Leo?

[Gambrinus]

Ellie, is there any chance of posting the essentials for every star sign?

[Guest]

just about to go off to do some work..when I saw you here Lesley!
'Racy'!!
well if thats the case...itll suit you
Leo woman...
Fiercely energetic(all that horse -riding!)
Bit of a wild cat in ...the hay?
loves to put on a show..........
and likes bloke with plenty of stamina..so she can try to match him...and be dominant
How am I gonna keep my mind on .....gardening now

[Guest]

will get back later with the rest G....you bad boy you (yes I remember your one )

[Gambrinus]

lol, busted

[kteee]

I'm libran ellie, never done any arm-wrestling though!

[Guest]

I'm libran ellie, never done any arm-wrestling though!

Hiya Elllie,

I cannot seem to picture that....arm wrestling...????

[Ellie]

Kteee? (guest...use your imagination ).......she(Libran) likes to be armwrestled into bed...mm..does that really mean she 'acts' a bit weak..
you gonna let us know ?No--let it be your secret
Right :
Taurus male& I recall there are quite a few of those on here?:
Wants to be wanted & attracted to 'dominant females'..wholl treat him like a trophy.....
Likes epic foreplay...phewww..its getting a bit hot.....
A mirror on the ceiling will drive him wild
Taurus woman....likes to nibble...& wants to be dominated by beefcake!
Gemini woman....likes to take control...likes partner to roleplay as teacher ?
Gemini guy.....Good with his hands....dress up as call girl to turn him on!
Cancer woman.....loves experimentation....liks playing nurses&doctors
Cancer man.....penchant for being'tied up'.. being ordered.........
Leo man.....loves massage...sex in the shrubbery under the stars........
Virgo woman......enjoys submission....and 'showers'......
Virgo man.....likes the woman to lead....likes playing 'doctor' to his patient/partner......
Libra man....athletic positions....fantasy woman 'Audrey Hepburn'....
Scorpio woman...fast & furious..anywhere but bed.....
Scorpio fella.......likes playing 'blind mans buff'....likes you wearing nothing under your mac(except suspender belt)...................
Sagittarius woman....on a swing! ......
Sagittarius guy...role reversals..swapping underwear........ !
Capricorn woman...routine with guy in charge.....likes men in uniform......
Capricorn bloke....women in lace nighties..who like bottoms tapped(Im putting this politely )
Aquarius woman..a quickie at the ..bus stop ...and 'watching'....
Aquarius fella....likes cyber & phone sex.......and having sex slave..........
Pisces woman....loves spooning.......having erotic novel read to her......
Pisces man.....dreams of the 'mile high' club.......& hard core porn films
Just remembered
Aries Man...likes the dominant role...to be called 'master'...and for you to sigh at the sight of his...............
I feel quite exhausted after that......gonna have a quiet..lie down.......

[countryboy]

GOLLY GEE

[Guest]

well countryboy..which one are you? or you not telling?
That bad is it? .........ellie

[Lesley Jean]

quite funny when you match up yours and your other halfs sign. Going to have to experiment a bit here I think!
Come on Cowboy, what sign are you? Digger? G? this could be quite enlightening!!!

[Gambrinus]

I would be the trophy that likes epic foreplay not sure I want to end up on the mantlepiece of a "dominant female" though

Two bulls standing on the top of a hill look down at a herd of cows. The young bull says "Let's run down and sh*g one of those cows"
The old bull turns to him and says "Let's walk down and sh*g them all"

[Guest]

:lol:good one......maturity has its compensations!
Now youve left us all guessing Lesley..what sign your other half is???
P.s son read the paper....hes Cancer man..and was amazed to discover that he has a shoe fetish (something he was completely unaware of!)
Ellie