Lapdancing

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat May 29, 2004 6:55 pm

Well Exotic...if your legs give out....i could always teach you the 'wellie dance'...........d'you know it

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You sort of slap your thighs..then your wellies.....we can wear short shorts

...then let one of your wellies fly off..and the bloke it hits..has to buy you a drink...would that be a turn on

well..maybe not..
its all these paracetamols Im taking

..........

Countryboy · Post by **Countryboy** » Sat May 29, 2004 11:01 pm

Now I'm just a old southern country boy and I don't get off the farm much. I know what square dancing is and round dancing too, but this lapdancing has got me confused. Why in the world would anybody pay you to dance on their lap with those high heels and all, it's got to hurt, especially if you hit some vital parts...if you know what I mean. Now I think Ellie makes more sense to me because she dances on the floor. Exotic Elle, your probably a nice lady and all, but I think you should take on a new kind of work before you hurt somebody.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun May 30, 2004 4:17 am

Why in the world would anybody pay you to dance on their lap with those high heels and all, it's got to hurt, especially if you hit some vital parts..

Countryboy,

That is one of the ways we seperate the Men from the country Boys.

Cowboy

Countryboy · Post by **Countryboy** » Sun May 30, 2004 12:39 pm

Golly, I always wondered why cowboys walked kind-a-funny.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Sun May 30, 2004 7:55 pm

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Mon May 31, 2004 6:23 am

Countryboy wrote:Golly, I always wondered why cowboys walked kind-a-funny.

Got a point there, Countryboy....

But, it could be that he was trying to Bust a Bronc, and the Bronc Busted Him.....

Or, he could be coming out of a bar (very late, of course)......

Or, he could be an Urban Cowboy, and his jeans are too tight........

Or, he could be trying to walk like John Wayne (not as easy as it looks....try it some time).

The tests are endless.

exotic elle · Post by **exotic elle** » Mon May 31, 2004 9:31 am

has this topic got anything to do with 6" heels by any chance-- I know how you saddle sore cow pokes like to dress up in chaps and spurs

Mr Wayne · Post by **Mr Wayne** » Mon May 31, 2004 11:07 am

Chaps and spurs! definatly don't need spurs with 6" heels on

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:32 am

Yahoo

Come on Elle, I'll spur you on! Where are you?

Countryboy · Post by **Countryboy** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:53 am

Elle took up belly dancing without the 6" heels but that too caused a lot of indigestion so she gave all this foolish dancing stuff up and went back into the convent...amen

falcon · Post by **falcon** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:16 pm

I think we need to see a picture of this Exotic elle, dont you?

Countryboy · Post by **Countryboy** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 1:55 pm

falcon wrote:I think we need to see a picture of this Exotic elle, dont you?

do you mean www.aimeekearsley.com?

falcon · Post by **falcon** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:22 pm

hahaha, I dont think thats her

Exotic ELLE · Post by **Exotic ELLE** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:32 pm

Convent ! You must be joking !!
Been out on the razzle with Jake, who got absolutely legless. Talk about 1 step forward and 2 back (another 1 sideways in Jakes case) And me with my leg still in plaster (and only one shoe, to hobble home in) Can you imagine what we must have looked like? Hell of a job to get him home. Still all good fun

Al · Post by Al » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:00 pm

Sounds like you had a good night, Hows Jakes head ? do you do this often?

when you next out ? let us know!!