The death of LOCAL DRIVERS

guest · Post by **guest** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:49 am

Thanks for the lock on local drivers Steen....It was starting to smell up
the frig....

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:27 am

well, "guest", i'm still here son, you better lobby steen to get me locked out too...by the way, everyone knows who i am (for better or worse), who mite you be?

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:27 am

howdy cowboy,
i heard you was holed up in here ,things is lookin, mighty bad ,they got us surronded,i been over to car hire but there aint no way out out that away.
Kinda hoped some of the others could made it this far but i guess they got bushwacked along the way,war is hell,you might have got away with it in the barn if it hadna bin for that darn singin,still what the hell .Well i just got me a couple of bullets left ,sure am goina miss this old place,miss elle,sad sam ,gambrinus and all the rest but hey we fought injuns together ,cowboy, and won.
Well this is it cowboy im goin fast the cavelry aint comin, and that old harmonica music is startin, up.adios amigo,happy trails.
your old sidekick,
gerabaldy

Post by **Steen Jakobsen** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:26 pm

I can't believe this

Are you all locked up where pencils are not allowed?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:44 pm

steen...what are pencils?

Post by **Steen Jakobsen** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:34 pm

A pencil is an instrument for writing or drawing, consisting of a thin stick of graphite or a similar substance enclosed in a long thin piece of wood or fixed in a metal or plastic case.

They are not allowed in certain mental hospitals as some patients, at times, use them for self-mutilation.

I suspect these same patients are allowed the use of keyboards, possibly even have access to the Internet.

I also have a feeling some of them might be registered users in this forum?

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:55 pm

well old side kick, ...if surronding you is the best thay can do- then they're in deep trouble....gotta admit it was pretty rough out there in the barn...not much to do, and most that is either illeagle, immorial,or fatning,( but thanks to the chicken poop...no one notices my dandriff anymore). ....anyhow, what's a cowboy sposta to do in a suitation like that...sing!..thats what! (doesn't anyone watch old roy rogers movies anymore?)....but i got me a secret weapon... next time they take a potshot, i'll create a deversion thingamhckey, and you slide on down to the longbranch....i'll be along drictly....gotta few loose ends to tie up here first. (tell miz kitty cowboy said "hi"..that'll get you the first pint on the house...after that it's up to you)

Post by **Steen Jakobsen** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 12:00 am

I rest my case

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 1:07 am

Cowboy i tink your losin it,either that or your horsin, into the aul southern comfort, grand drink that, how does chiken soup disguise dandruff?i tink steen is startin to get into the craic.Did ye see the big smiley emoticon in the last post,and this from a bloke who started deregulation nouns and ended up abasen abandoned abbotts.(have to be honest with ye, ididn,t understand one single word of that post,i,d say he,ss into the aul jamican woodbines meself,ah sure no harm)Anyway give us another bar of"life sure gits tedious"before i go for a pint,go,on what,s the bit about the
mouse scratchin at the larder door,i love that bit.

gerabaldy.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 1:34 am

hi gerabaldy,...it's chicken POOP not SOUP :lol:

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 1:46 am

now steen,..i gotta good bible rasin', and an 8th greade education... ain't no need in y'all treating me this way.

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 7:54 am

quiet out here wating for those "guests" to post up...what would roy rogers do in a situation like this?...why, he'd sing a song, dag nab it!...(this is a willie nelson tune)..."i've got long list of real good reasons/ for all the things that i have done/ ...i got a picture in the back of my mind/ of what i've lost and what i've won/....i've survived every situation/ knowing when to freeze, and when to run/...and regret is just a memory/ written on my brow/.. and there's nothing i can do about it now."

Gambrinus · Post by **Gambrinus** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:18 am

Long weekend coming up, actually a good reason to have a real wobbly at cowboy and see what happens untill monday

Willie Nelson...let me see...old guy right? - Sang a song with old man Iglesias too - "To all the girls I´ve loved before"
Are you really waiting for guests, old cowboy? Or are you really just hoping the Lady Ellie will stumble upon your insane-like ranting and raving in this new post so she can fill your evenings with those keystroke caresses that make you erupt with joy in a wild frenzy of emoticons?

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:54 pm

Roy rodgers would probably be collecting straw to stuff his horse,i kid you not.Check out his front room.

Blondelle · Post by **Blondelle** » Fri Apr 18, 2003 12:24 am

Hallo or should I say a late good evening gallant Sir Gambrinus,
actually Ive just"stumbled" across this little topic (quite by accident of course sweetie or should i say "Sir") -- how could I possible resist such words as "caressing the keyboard" and pressing lots of emoticons (cant promise anything on this last one,I invariably press all the wrong bits and will all end in a complete mess --did I steal that last bit from you?)
Well,Ive examined the above corpse(subject) and seems to me theres still a pulse --wouldnt you say? Theres definitely some thing inderlying all this --this forum is so seductive that try as I may I seem to be lured back time and again --or am I just weak-willed?
I intended to post a new topice last night about writing and suddenly found myself writing "Sex & Soap"!,I just couldnt be serious --felt full of mischief & devilment ;wanting to "stir things up a little" _-but in the end it was a bit tame dont you think?
Just before I went to bed,I looked out at the night sky and there,in the velvet darkness was the answer to my strange playful mood-- a luminous silvery "full" moon ! I didnt howl-voice is too weak but as I looked in the mirror there was definitely a devlish grin. Sweet dreams & Boa Noite Sir Knight -------- Ellie :twisted:

The death of LOCAL DRIVERS

The death of LOCAL DRIVERS

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The Death of Local Drivers