Romance

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:58 pm

The escapades I recalled Digger..were in my youth

....and we look back and laugh ...I didn't mean for it to be distasteful just a little fun..and certainly not to be too graphic!
And its funny..you mention about your other half....I recall, that soon after I married ( at 18 and 34 years ago)..I DID stop talking about the intimate side of life to my friends..as although I was very young..I somehow thought it was wrong.......you have jogged my memory....
One of my friends thought it a bit strange..I didn't.....
But I want this topic to be harmless fun .......honest

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Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:04 pm

PeterJ....youre just plain crafty

..and theres me thinking that 'we women' are the experts

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:35 pm

ellie, last of the summer wine dont have no problem with your contributions to the topic. You're a romantic name of the game and we love it

gorr0 · Post by **gorr0** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:57 pm

digger, I am always surprised to realize that women talk more about romance than men. I am sure my short story has been told to girlfriends without the help of alcohol to loosen the tongue. And without the opportunity to be nameless and faceless when talking about it. Gorr0

PeterJ · Post by **PeterJ** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:00 am

Ellie, Ever heard of the film THE PIANO PLAYER mmm!

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:41 am

Yes...I have Peter...think Ive seen it just once...why?...and why the mmm?
Is it reference to my 'hobby'?
As I recal----its quite erotic---now i think though...not sure whethe i saw it all....
Thank-you Digger.... the original idea for this was 'romance'...
and picking up on gorrOs post.i do actually believe that men can be as romantic ..and sometimes more romantic than women....and I enjoyed his tale about he& wife...think it was nice....andas you see...we women can be quite the 'tigress'when we want to be

Boa noite

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:52 am

For all of you out there that are shocked and offended by my sexploits, here's a bit of advice . . . DO NOT READ ANY POST WITHIN THIS TOPIC FROM BECAUSE IT'LL OFFEND YOU!

Now that's plain enough, isn't it?

For your information (so far) the ladies mentioned in the posts I either later married, or was married to at the time. I've not even gotten to the good stuff with the one-nighters yet!

After happily making love for 40 years I've got a load more stuff . . . if you want it.

If any kiddies are online and happen to read them, STOP IT THIS MINUTE AND GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM!

What I do find interesting is that the sexploits mentioned all took place when we were younger and perhaps more adventurous.

I find this sad because it means that we've become boring and predictable in our 'old' age. Have we all lost the spontaneity of sex? I know I haven't. I could recall an outdoor sexploit as recent as a few weeks ago in a certain resort that will remain nameless!

So, let's have few more of your tales of you being naughty, and hopefully the only moaners and groaners within this topic will be your partners and not posters complaining about something they chose to read; and then blame us for upsetting them!

Will 2 · Post by **Will 2** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 12:04 pm

pammie wrote: Oh dear and I had just remembered a very funny compromising situation when a German tourist decided to join us in the apt too (said he wanted to know the time Saved by the bell so I wont tell you the whole story

OKPammie, now that MC has made his point, and a good one at that, PLEASE tell us the whole story. My imagination has been running wild on this one

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 4:22 pm

Go on michael,let it out of ye boy,jaysus,i can almost feel the aul tension buildin, up inside of ye,like a little powerhouse of sexual energy just waiting to burst forth,tell us about the couple of weeks ago in the resort,will2 is right its the suspence and the not knowing thats the worst,and yourself as well pammie....ah go on,go on,don,t worry about any body bein,shocked or anthin......i,ll just sit here doin a lap of the beads and a copy of the sacrad heart messanger tucked under me oxter.

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 4:41 pm

Gerry, you keep plucking the beads and I'll get the big drum out, and maybe the sound it makes will drown out everything else. You know, the best way to unite the Irish has always been to find a common enemy. Lang may yer lum reek.

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 5:13 pm

No, I give in.

Mine was standing up, on one leg, in a hammock

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:05 pm

Rod,was that with or without the furry blindfold,i think i made enough enamies here with looking for them,rite then i,ll just go off now and reek ma lum for a lang teem if thats ok with everybody.keep yer drum dry.
gerry

Will 2 · Post by **Will 2** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:08 pm

Golly, don't any of you guys "talk american"

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:25 pm

Its all 'Dutch'to me too Will2 !
But they seem to be having a 'swinging time'! Well...at least Rod did

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:28 pm

By the way Gerry?
Whats all this 'with the furry blindfold ' bit

Now youve got us all guessing...come on ...out with it

shouldnt have said that last bit...will I be banned