is this a joke?

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is this a joke?

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Ryanair is a joke.
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It's a hoax. The real free 'seats' are those on the wings! 8)
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I've also heard that they have come up with a flat bed sleeper seat arrangement for long haul flights:
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At least they won't be coming here (if the hair-brained scheme ever got approval for one hour duration flights) - thankfully.

Undoubtedly - the world's worst airline - bar none.
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A repeated joke:-


A guy was sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport
> >
> > A beautiful woman walked in and sat down at the table next to him
> >
> > He decided, because she was in uniform, she was probably an off-duty
> > flight attendant, so he decided to have a go at picking her up by
> > identifying the airline she flew for, thereby impressing her greatly.
> >
> > He leaned across to her and quoted the Delta Airlines motto “We love
> > to fly and it shows”.
> >
> > The woman looked at him blankly.
> >
> > He sat back to reconsider, then he leaned forward again and delivered
> > the Air France motto “Winning the hearts of the world”.
> >
> > Again she just stared at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
> > Undeterred, he tried again, this time quoting the Malaysian Airlines
> > motto “Going beyond expectations”.
> >
> > The woman looked at him sternly and said “What the f **k do you want?”
> >
> > “Ah!” he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. “Ryan Air”.
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looks like a slave ship!!!! :(
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