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another cover version
another cover version
for those who remember flanders and swan....might enjoy this new version of their classic "the gas man cometh"...
THE CANALIZDOR MAN COMETH…
(AMENDED LYRICS FROM FLANDERS AND SWAN
SONG ..THE GAS MAN COMETH)
TWAS ON A MONDAY MORNING THE CANILIZDOR CAME TO CALL
THE AQUA TAP WOULDN’T TURN ON – I WASN’T GETTING NO WATER
AT ALL
HE TORE OUT ALL THE SKIRTING BOARDS TO TRY AND FIND THE MAIN
AND I HAD TO CALL THE CARPENTER TO PUT THEM BACK AGAIN
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO.
TWAS ON A TUESDAY MORNING THE CARPENTER CAME ROUND
HE HAMMERED AND HE CHISSELED AND HE SAID
LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOUND!
YOUR JOISTS ARE FULL OF BICHOS
BUT I`LL PUT THEM ALL TO FLIGHT
THEN HE DRILLED THRU A CABLE AND OUT WENT ALL THE LIGHTS
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO
TWAS ON A WEDNESDAY MORNING THE ELECTRICIAN CAME ROUND
HE CALLED ME SNR ESTRANGERIO …WHICH ISNT QUITE MY NAME
HE COULDN’T REACH THE FUSE BOX WITHOUT STANDING ON THE BIN
AND HIS FOOT WENT THRU A WINDOW SO I CALLED SNR JANELA IN.
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO.
TWAS ON A THURSDAY MORNING THE JANELA MAN CAME ROUND
WITH HIS BLOW TOUCH, HIS SILICONE AND HIS HAPPY FARDO SONGS
HE PUT ANOTHER PANE IN……IT TOOK NO TIME AT ALL
BUT I HAD TO GET THE PAINTER IN TO COME AND TINTA THE WALL
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO.
TWAS ON A FRIDAY MORNING THE PAINTER MADE A START
WITH UNDERCOATS AND OVERCOATS HE ROLLERED EVERY PART
EVERY NOOK AND EVERY CRANNY…..BUT I FOUND WHEN HE WAS GONE
HED PAINTED OVER THE AQUA TAP AND I COULDN’T TURN IT ON
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO
ON A SABADO AND A DOMINGO THEY DO NO WORK AT ALL
SO TWAS ON A SECUNDA FEIRA…. THE CANALIZDOR CAME TO CALL….
THE CANALIZDOR MAN COMETH…
(AMENDED LYRICS FROM FLANDERS AND SWAN
SONG ..THE GAS MAN COMETH)
TWAS ON A MONDAY MORNING THE CANILIZDOR CAME TO CALL
THE AQUA TAP WOULDN’T TURN ON – I WASN’T GETTING NO WATER
AT ALL
HE TORE OUT ALL THE SKIRTING BOARDS TO TRY AND FIND THE MAIN
AND I HAD TO CALL THE CARPENTER TO PUT THEM BACK AGAIN
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO.
TWAS ON A TUESDAY MORNING THE CARPENTER CAME ROUND
HE HAMMERED AND HE CHISSELED AND HE SAID
LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOUND!
YOUR JOISTS ARE FULL OF BICHOS
BUT I`LL PUT THEM ALL TO FLIGHT
THEN HE DRILLED THRU A CABLE AND OUT WENT ALL THE LIGHTS
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO
TWAS ON A WEDNESDAY MORNING THE ELECTRICIAN CAME ROUND
HE CALLED ME SNR ESTRANGERIO …WHICH ISNT QUITE MY NAME
HE COULDN’T REACH THE FUSE BOX WITHOUT STANDING ON THE BIN
AND HIS FOOT WENT THRU A WINDOW SO I CALLED SNR JANELA IN.
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO.
TWAS ON A THURSDAY MORNING THE JANELA MAN CAME ROUND
WITH HIS BLOW TOUCH, HIS SILICONE AND HIS HAPPY FARDO SONGS
HE PUT ANOTHER PANE IN……IT TOOK NO TIME AT ALL
BUT I HAD TO GET THE PAINTER IN TO COME AND TINTA THE WALL
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO.
TWAS ON A FRIDAY MORNING THE PAINTER MADE A START
WITH UNDERCOATS AND OVERCOATS HE ROLLERED EVERY PART
EVERY NOOK AND EVERY CRANNY…..BUT I FOUND WHEN HE WAS GONE
HED PAINTED OVER THE AQUA TAP AND I COULDN’T TURN IT ON
OH IT ALL MAKES WORK FOR THE WORKING MAN TO DO
ON A SABADO AND A DOMINGO THEY DO NO WORK AT ALL
SO TWAS ON A SECUNDA FEIRA…. THE CANALIZDOR CAME TO CALL….