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Jakes wife · Post by **Jakes wife** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:18 pm

why dont you just kiss my arse! As for Turkish Viagra, i'd leave it alone if i where you. My Husband tried some a few weeks back-- yes we had fun --lots of it! But long after i'd fallen asleep (knackered) he was still up, (literally) He could'nt sleep,could'nt walk properly,could'nt use the toilet, he had to pogo downstairs.not to mention the palpatations and sweating. So i'd stay well clear of Turkish Viagra if I were you, buy a splint instead!

Jakes wife · Post by **Jakes wife** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:27 pm

made a cock up and replied to "kissing" as a reply to your Turkish viagra,check it out

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri May 14, 2004 8:55 pm

Hes not 'Jake the Peg' ..is he? with the extra ..leg

?

Dont quite get your first 7 words

......ellie

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri May 14, 2004 10:17 pm

Anonymous wrote: Dont quite get your first 7 words ......ellie

….sounds a bit unsavoury doesn’t it…. especial coming from a member of the fairer sex …… (bloody Americans )….

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Fri May 14, 2004 10:41 pm

It was me(or should it be I)..
I said I didnt quite get Jake's wife's first 7 words

How d'you know shes an American?

The terminology? (How d'you spell that?)

Jakes wife · Post by **Jakes wife** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:39 pm

Sorry Elle for the first seven words (slip of the tongue,or should I say hand)

And yes you are right, he did look like he had an extra leg! He could have stood for wickets in a cricket match

He won't be trying that again in a hurry. (was good fun though!)

Jakes wife · Post by **Jakes wife** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:42 pm

PS- I.m a down to earth Lancashire Lass not American.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sat May 15, 2004 5:58 pm

I knew it! A shrewd Lancs lass. Bet you had a ball

Finn · Post by **Finn** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:38 pm

Thon geet big chep must be the hoyer-oot!?

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sat May 15, 2004 8:57 pm

Finn?..I know the "big..must be the" bit....whats "Thon geet chep" and hoyer-oot? ..Finnish?

finn · Post by **finn** » Sat May 15, 2004 11:20 pm

Ellie...it was Geordie...from northern England!

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sun May 16, 2004 12:03 am

Geordie Finn! Thats not just Northern England ..thats another country!!
Cant understand them and they cant understand me

How come you know it? Are you part Geordie mon?

Finn · Post by **Finn** » Sun May 16, 2004 4:49 pm

Ellie, I'll dee owt instead o'woork!

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sun May 16, 2004 6:01 pm

If I read you right Finn? " and so say all of us"!

Dont know about elsewhere..but its been absolutely gorgeous here in Lincs today..lots & lots of sun..and phewww!
Put a few plants in and some watering/weeding..but then was just 'dogarn' lazy (spelling right Coop

)..
But did have long walk today...and talk about the 'lusty' month of May!(well..Im trying to stay on topic here!)..everything but everything is blooming and bursting into bud....bluebells and forget-me -nots..Lilac in shades of lavender-white-purple..hedgerows burgeoning with masses of creamy hawthorn flower and cow parsley..every shade of green you can imagine..think this is my favourite month

How about CVO & Algarve ? and folk in other parts(Canada-US..etc)?
someone 'paint me a picture' please?

SHOWWWY · Post by **SHOWWWY** » Sun May 16, 2004 8:46 pm

We are having a stormy erratic spring, Ellie, but that's not held back the spring flowers too much.

We are greening up quite well now in Ontari -ari- ari -ooo!

The low was 7 last night. Two or three nights ago, it was, or felt like, about 25.

Phew indeed!

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