Three Legged Cat - LOST .... AGAIN .... SILLY BOY

[SharonODubai]

Can you believe this, after a week of being back and happy in the bossom of his family my silly three legged boy has gone missing AGAIN.

I will put posters up locally and at the golf clubs but could you all keep an eye out for him please.

Just as a reminder he is mostly white with tabby ears and tail, he has a blue collar and green eyes.

Oh yes and he is still missing his leg despite a thorough search....

Many thanks - again

[mollo]

Here we go again!

[James Faro]

Oh it's boy? I thought it was a she ,because..........one for sorrow; two for joy; three for a girl and four for a boy!

[jamielyon4]

You do feed it dont you.....??

[ron5000]

Careful, danger of stepping on very sensitive toes here

[James Faro]

Are you saying we should paws for thought?

[EMM]

Is he still a "feline intactus," in which case he has probably gone off in search of a girlfriend ?

[jamielyon4]

So he might have 4 legs after all....

[laserblazer]

Aren't you supposed to put butter on their paws to stop them running off? It's not as if you would need as much butter

Anyway, I hope he turns up soon.

[ron5000]

I'm guessing after all the attention the double bi ped minus one has been getting he has been kidnapped, bet the ransom is going to be an arm and a leg

[James Faro]

Fair play to Sharon; she has taken the jokes in good steed and knows that it is harmless bit of fun.

The cat must be quite a character with a fiercely independent streak in him.

Maybe the idea of using butter in his paws may work - three scoops should do it! Maybe use margarin, as some cats Can't believe It's Not Butter

He will be back in due course, Sharon.

[pato]

I thought owning a pet was a pleasure, it seems your tripod is a major problem for you forget it and get on with your life, ever thought that maybe he doesn't like you?

[davefc]

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE C B C N A D F (carvoeiro branch cat nabbers and dog filchers)

we have the animal and here our are demands

1 unlimited btls of cold cristal beer to me made available free of charge to all our members on demand

2 3 car parking spaces to always be available at all times in village centre

3 two twenty one year old blonde buxom twins to put on and replenish when required sun tan cream on all areas of our members honed bodies

4 unlimited free travel on A22

5 moving stairway to be installed whole length of restaurant hill ( both up an down)

if these demands are met then we will consider the return of the tri -pod cat

[Michael Crane]

It clearly has too many legs still. Chop off another one and see if it can escape then.

[laserblazer]

A bit harsh Michael!