LORD OF THE BORINGS

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:28 pm

stayed up all night to watch the oscars

..am i the only one around who is tired of this three part

lord of the borings film

why cant we have a bit of sex and violence instead?'

like noddy meets rambo.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:08 pm

Must confess Guest...these films are not my cup of tea either!BORING!
Didn't see the Oscar awards..but was so pleased this morning to find that one of my favourite American actresses Renee Zellweger won best supporting actress for 'Cold Mountain'!''''haven't seen it yet ...but Im told the sex scenes are really graphic

..so maybe that will satisfy you Guest....

there ought to be a 'boring' emoticon on here....a wide mouthed yawn ?

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:10 pm

Guest ,considering what your looking for ,what exatly is noddy supposed to do to with rambo when he meets him

Lucy · Post by **Lucy** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:28 am

I didn't see the oscars ceremony and Im wondering if the British film Calender Girls got a look in at all? I enjoyed this very much.

redwinegirl · Post by **redwinegirl** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:34 pm

Gerry Cullen wrote:Guest ,considering what your looking for ,what exatly is noddy supposed to do to with rambo when he meets him

Well judging by the height difference - not alot

Maybe lick his knees

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:01 pm

Probably the most attractive thing on him...Rambo that is....hear that Stallones a bit of a midget.....so would need a Noddy-like co-star to make him look big & butch I guess

....do any girls go for him here..cant see the slightest attraction personally!
Remember 'Sooty & Sweep' ...always thought their 'relationship' a bit suspect

Better get back to the writing now ...in case Trickys watching

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 5:23 pm

I was just reading this again..and thought...
Tut tut Redwinegirl....you'd better watch out ..Lucy (or could she be Lucyfer ?One never knows on here!) ..maybe looking in....'below the waist talk'and all that?

But wouldnt mind betting..your words may have made some men go..weak at the knees mm?

Only joking Lucy.. just a bit of fun..honest

Lucy · Post by **Lucy** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:17 pm

The name is actually Lucille and I take what you say in jest Ellie.
A good one

Nothing for Calendar girls then ?
Shame about that.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:20 pm

Ellie, get sharpening that pencil!!

Maybe for your next project you could write a screen play incorporating all the above ideas and favourite films, lets see;
Rambo, Noddy, Rene Zelwegger and Helen Mirren, could be interesting
(Oh and can we please have Johnny Depp for me - I do so admire his acting ability)

Tricky

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:08 pm

Gawd Trick!
What a cast!.....
Well.youd definitely have to have Mirren in charge of something..she has the air of leadership but also fun!
Zellweger...scatterbrained but lovable with it
Johnny Depp..you sure its just his 'thespian 'qualities youre swooning over ?
Blimey...Stallone and Noddy ..I cant get redwinegirls 'knee -licking' out of my mind ......
We could have Helen and Renee 'mad for Johnny'..and who would he go for..sexy scatterbrain..or sexy experienced older woman?

That still leaves what to do with Stallone & Noddy...well..theyre both 'wooden'....how about ornaments?....
Then we could get on with the...sex scenes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:09 pm

forgot my moniker...ellie