Le Coq

me2 · Post by **me2** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:45 pm

What's the weather like Ellie? Any good? I keep seeing clouds on the webcam.....are these smokeclouds caused by burning Cocks or plain clouds...........
Save some good weather for next week for me ok!

Me2

Bleeker · Post by **Bleeker** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:46 pm

Elle wrote:Mmmm what wonderful answers..
but loving my food ..as I do..I think I 'flavour' the last post best..grabbing it..frying it...but will it put up a fight d'you think..when I try to get it from behind!!
Digger?Youve put the 'frighteners' on me now..the thought of that big 'wild cock coming through my window..in the early hours to give me a...PECK!
What should I wear d'you think? The cream or red nightie?...are roosters affected by colour..like bulls ?
P.S Being an animal lover...dogs..cocks whatever..wouldnt like to hurt them....rather kill them with kindness.then maybe have it..stuffed?

fantastic reply elle! should have seen the look on my collegues faces when i burst into a laugh

biffa · Post by **biffa** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:45 pm

Nothing like a lively cock to get you out of bed in the morning

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:56 pm

Funny, I thought it might have been the other way round.

I knew a girl who thought that coq au vin was sex in the back of a lorry

digger · Post by **digger** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:51 pm

BBQ Cock

When you are making bbq cock, the basic ingredients for it are as follows, just a pan, some cock and some bbq sauce. But the secret to doing it right, is to do it via a series of steps, which are outlined here, and are done in parts for your benefit as well. Just do the steps here, with the ingredients, and you have a very tasty dish for you and your personal enjoyment.
The ingredients themselves are easy to get, which is very good for those who don't: they are also not very fancy, which is very good budget wise.
The simpleness of this dish is very good. It is very tasty and nice, and have had it as well too. It also happens to be a very good one for families and for especially adult entertainment. If you are hungry after the first serving, you can have some more of this dish with the proper ingredients, and all the better, which is good if you also happen to have a lot of hungry mouth.

Elle · Post by **Elle** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:38 pm

Well that all sounds very tasty

? Digger (I think

)...but I gave the old taste buds a rest tonight...chilled out on my balcony..all very posh..eggs & chips on tray cooked by my 0wn fair hand(well..as Tricky will vouch..Im a dab hand in the kitchen!

Me2..few clouds but all soon cleared and another warm sunny day..nice sea breeze!..
back to topic..and think maybe I should retitle it 'Wildlife of CVO'!!
I was having little siesta (on same balcony) this afternoon..just a light snooze when I heard a peculiar sound which I can only describe as sounding very much like 'chicken with hiccups'.,or maybe a ruptured duck

it was quite eerie..
then..just as I was going to bed last night I spotted something large and whiskery climbing up the bedroom wall..it must have been nearly 8inches long..and it had 'feelers'..you know those long things that probe in front??
It had a large head and about 6 legs..what was it

I thought..Ill never sleep with that roaming round the room..so I got a large mixing bowl..shoved it over 'THE CREATURE'

slid it along..then shushhed it out the window (2 floors up)..then lay awake worrying whether it would land okay..you know ..like a cat lands on all fours?
Meeting Lesley tomorrow lunchtime..we are going to 'hug a tree' somewhere in deepest darkest......Rocha Brava (I think

)
Boa noite..elliex

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:15 am

[quote=then..just as I was going to bed last night I spotted something large and whiskery climbing up the bedroom wall..it must have been nearly 8inches long..and it had 'feelers'..you know those long things that probe in front??
It had a large head and about 6 legs..what was it

I thought..Ill never sleep with that roaming round the room..so I got a large mixing bowl..shoved it over 'THE CREATURE'

slid it along..then shushhed it out the window (2 floors up)..then lay awake worrying whether it would land okay..you know ..like a cat lands on all fours?
Meeting Lesley tomorrow lunchtime..we are going to 'hug a tree' somewhere in deepest darkest......Rocha Brava (I think

)
Boa noite..elliex

[/quote]

Ellie, I went to Bulgaria with my family and some friends back in 1993. The big hairy thingy that you describe sounds very familiar. These creatures were too large to be insects (think a small bat!), hairy, big head and with "feelers". They used to launch themselves into the air at you and jump around the pavement as if they were chasing you

We went to a restaurant one night and found one of these things in a corner covered with ants who seemed to be cleaning it. It was loving it, moving its rather large head around as if having a good scratch

To this day, I don't know what these creatures are and they frightened me that much that I don't ever see myself going back there

Anyway Ellie, you and Lesley have a great lunch - have a drink for me

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:43 pm

Are you two sharing medication or somethin,..maybe ye should read the directions on the back of the box.

DeeW · Post by **DeeW** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:44 pm

[quote="Gerry Cullen"]Are you two sharing medication or somethin,..maybe ye should read the directions on the back of the box.[/quote]

Excuse me Mr. Cullen

I'll have you know that I am in full control of all my faculties - those horrible hairy creatures do exist, ask anybody who has been on holiday to Bulgaria (Sunny Beach). I may have had a few bevvys at the time but that doesn't mean that I was seeing things

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:18 pm

wring its neck!!

digger · Post by **digger** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:14 pm

…hey ellie……LOOK OUT!!!!!…

..last time I stayed there these horrible green monsters kept coming out the bog…I didn’t sleep too well….. they were climbing the walls at night…AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/bogmonster.htm

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:23 pm

Deew, all i can say is that if i could control mu faculties like that ...i,d give up the drink

biffa · Post by **biffa** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:14 pm

What drink are they on? I 'd like to try some.

april · Post by **april** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:02 pm

Honestly, I dont know, there's nothing worse than an unwanted cock when you're on holiday is there girls. And they're SO persistant!!! This may sound a bit mad Ellie but when i get woken up, usually by my early rising neighbour (who obviously weighs about 20 stones judging by the way he stomps around upstairs) and I cant get back to sleep because of the droning of his tv this is what do---Lie face down with your arms kind of under your pillow and the duvet nice and snuggly up around your neck. Then think of a nice calm tune--not a song cos you might forget the words half way through--then imagine yourself with your arms outstretched gliding over puffy white clouds, hum the tune gently to yourself---hopefully you'll be in bed alone or you might get a kick. Allow yourself to float away humming along and soon you should have blocked out the offending noise and drifting off. Or you could just go to the Bote and get totally bladdered, come home at 6am and kill the cockerel on the way past it! Hope you're having a great time x x x April x x x x

biffa · Post by **biffa** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:10 am

2nd option sounds best

Le Coq

clouds

Cock a doodle doo

Nightmares

Cock a Doodle Doo