Three Legged Cat - LOST .... AGAIN .... SILLY BOY

jamielyon4 · Post by **jamielyon4** » Wed May 30, 2012 5:42 pm

davefc wrote:THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE C B C N A D F (carvoeiro branch cat nabbers and dog filchers)

we have the animal and here our are demands

1 unlimited btls of cold cristal beer to me made available free of charge to all our members on demand

2 3 car parking spaces to always be available at all times in village centre

3 two twenty one year old blonde buxom twins to put on and replenish when required sun tan cream on all areas of our members honed bodies

4 unlimited free travel on A22

5 moving stairway to be installed whole length of restaurant hill ( both up an down)

if these demands are met then we will consider the return of the tri -pod cat

You have a chance of all of those with teh exception of the 2 buxom blondes rubbing oil on your member!!

sorry I meant members!! you might get the old dear in the tourist office if Rich doesnt beat you to her!

ron5000 · Post by **ron5000** » Wed May 30, 2012 5:46 pm

I may be going out on a limb here but is this getting a bit out of hand

James Faro · Post by **James Faro** » Thu May 31, 2012 12:07 pm

Any more of these comments and we will have the religious moral brigade out with a verbal cat o'nine tails.

init4thesun · Post by **init4thesun** » Thu May 31, 2012 2:06 pm

It is on the terrace of Pestana Gramacho Golf, at this very minute! Been here for a couple of days.

SAM SPARKLE · Post by **SAM SPARKLE** » Thu May 31, 2012 2:38 pm

Must have been the last leg of his Journey.

laserblazer · Post by **laserblazer** » Thu May 31, 2012 9:05 pm

SAM SPARKLE wrote:Must have been the last leg of his Journey.

I'll give you that one

I believe it had some trouble at the junction by the water tower. You know? - the dog-leg.

SharonODubai · Post by **SharonODubai** » Thu May 31, 2012 9:19 pm

I tell you, he is trying his best to escape again - keeps trying to do a runner - or hopper in his case.

Ruddy cat cant even walk across the lounge without a rest in the middle, goodness knows how he keeps making it to the golf course.....

That reminds me... what do you call a three legged donkey.....?

James Faro · Post by **James Faro** » Thu May 31, 2012 9:29 pm

This 'tail' has a very happy ending, Sharon!

I am very pleased he is back. You are going to have to get him a mate to calm him down. As he has a leg missing ,can you not put a parrot on his shoulder assuming he does not eat it!

laserblazer · Post by **laserblazer** » Thu May 31, 2012 9:38 pm

A wonkey - but it's best not to mention donkeys on this site. The cvo-donkey might return

Just noticed 5000 posts and my full quota of oranges.

SharonODubai · Post by **SharonODubai** » Thu May 31, 2012 10:24 pm

He is a fully 'fixed' boy so he would not know what to do with a mate if I gave him one

I think he just wanted a taste of the good life ...

So if a three legged donkey is a Wonkey what is a three legged donkey with one eye ...??

laserblazer · Post by **laserblazer** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:38 am

What do you call a 3-legged donkey with one eye, that plays with itself?

James Faro · Post by **James Faro** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:59 am

laserblazer wrote:What do you call a 3-legged donkey with one eye, that plays with itself?

Pato?

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