Hi Biffa, any chance of a newsletter?

[Mike,Chislehurst]

Seems a tad late this month, still if you're busy then we will have to wait

[B2D]

yeah come on Biffa!! We're all waiting....

But for those of you who are just too anxious here is a sneak preview of the topics biffa will cover this month

1. Biffa's single handed wrestling match with large ana conda (includes video footage- not for the faint hearted)
2. Biffa documents the moment he realised said snake was a garden hose
3. Biffa learns to ROLLER SKATE (pay per view photos only)
4. Biffa eschews any attempt by 'well-meaning friends' to get him into the Round-Up for a 'swift half'
5. Biffa takes up macrame! ( you will be able to buy Biffa own brand macrame y fronts from this site at a later date)

[e-richard]

Can't wait to read THAT newsletter

But I suspect there may be some embarrasing revelations about Biffa's offspring in the newsletter as well

[biffa]

OY! Lay off me you lot will you?! I have had personal problems this month which delayed newsletter. Personal problems is a euphemism for lots of summer visitors that have addled the old brain with copious fluid ingestion.

Actually I have sent it off for posting by Steen but despite B2D's sneaky preview it isn't a classic that is for sure! I am trying to find a ghost writer - any ideas!?

Biffa

(Happy cos of West Ham yesterday!)

[B2D]

we're forever blowin' bubbles!!!!

This is the start of great things Biffa! Of course it's only a pre-cursor to our customary, and sadly desperate, bottom-of-the-table scrap next March but we can dream can't we???

[B2D]

But I suspect there may be some embarrasing revelations about Biffa's offspring in the newsletter as well

Sorry Richard but Biffa knows we have much more dirt on him than he has on us!