GREAT LAND OPPORTINITIES

Jeff Sader · Post by **Jeff Sader** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 10:13 pm

A GOOD DAY!!!
By the looks of your post 304, I thought you were having a bad hair
day.

He who loses their temper loses the argument (another Lebanese saying)

You name it, we claim it...

Have you noticed that Rod is finally getting the hang of things...he tends
to be a bit slow...with your guidance he should come along with his
slams.

With Cowboy, I think the best thing we can do for him is just
humor him...or as you Brits say...humour him. After all he and
Pres. Bush share the same state...need I say more.

I must warn you though, there is no let up from this afflection of
"middle east madness" that I have, so consider this just a temporary
truce. So onward we go...No peace in our time.

Jeff

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 10:34 pm

If the truth be known the reason we Irish tell simple jokes, is so that the rest of the world can understand them. Tuition I don't think I need, thanks very much

PS Jeff you really must get your geography right

Jeff Sader · Post by **Jeff Sader** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:11 pm

Gosh Rod, I stand to be corrected. Then you are not from Ireland, but
you live in part of Great Britan that is called north of Ireland. So if
the English claim you and the Irish don't want you, can I assume that
you would be considered an "Synthetic Brit"..
Now Rod you must remember that I can only work with only one half
of my brain, and as Maddi pointed out that I have limited mental
ability, please explain this to me very slowly if I am wrong.

My best regards
Jeff

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:11 pm

jeff...concider me, as the brits say, 'humored'....snide remarks about texas, however, will get my attention ("shrub" is on his own), and my lawyers (got them cheap from ENRON) tell me that i not only can i use the "Y" word in this case.....i might even make a few bucks, and can afford to go to carvoeiro for 30 seconds or so....walk softly, jeff,..we're playing for high stakes here......cowboy

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:21 pm

You people from the colonies have a lot to learn, and with so little culture and breeding in you we have to learn to forgive your idiosyncrasies

Think of it, Northern Ireland, does that not suggest to you that we might be Irish.

And if as you assert, the South do not want us, why have a significant number of people taken up arms to try persuade us to join them.

Sorry jeff I did not appreciate that history was also one of your weak points

One nation two cultures

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:26 pm

In case somebody? should accuse me of hiding under a blanket (green) of anonymity it is of course I who sent the above response. Maybe next time I will wear the balaclava

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:32 pm

intersting point "guest"...register and post it again.

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:32 pm

oh Jeff - it now looks as if you are treading on feet much bigger than mine

and even managing to upset your own countrymen as well as your own gender

gosh tomorrow is looking even brighter

Maddi

p.s. unable to locate post 304 but as I have been laughing non stop all day, and still am, I fail to understand your point (I wonder if that is because I am a mere woman - mmm that would be it

NOT)

Love you Jeff, you are a brill stooge and provide me with hours of material

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:44 pm

ah maddi...so nice to know that so little can make you so happy....

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:54 pm

I am sure it has come as a relief to all you "small helmets" everywhere -

cowboy · Post by **cowboy** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 1:25 am

batta boom....

Gambrinus · Post by **Gambrinus** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 9:43 am

ummmmm, yeah - saaaaay, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.

(sordid, friday morning, half awake attempt at changing the subject - zero probability of success).

Please, proceed with the bashing in of texan, irish and other helmets....sorry, heads - when you are done, why dont some of you try some random acts of self control or maybe several sensless acts of intellegence?

Peace, love and unity

(does sound a lot better than war, hate and every man for himself - saaaay, how come that saying goes "every man for himself??" - never mind, it´s probably nothing

Have a great day, y´all

Jeff Sader · Post by **Jeff Sader** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 12:38 pm

Hmm...this guy Gambrinus shows promise...aimless wandering thought
pattern...not making much sense...Could he be copying some of my work?

Well they say that imitation is the highest form of flattery...

Gambrinus keep up the good work, I'm proud of you...it's
ok, there is room for both of us

Your mentor
Jeff

ROD · Post by **ROD** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 1:13 pm

Good try jeff, you may say that imitation is the highest form of flattery, but the rest of us usually quote it correctly. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (Charles Caleb Colton, 1820). See what I mean about culture?

keep working on it

swingdingin · Post by **swingdingin** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:14 pm

hi jeff......
i still cannot find your photo anywhere...?..heard a song on the way to work this morning and it reminded me of you ...

they seek him here,they seek him there,
his clothes are loud,but never square.
it will make or break him so he`s got to buy the best,
cause he`s a dedicated follower of fashion..!

oh yes he is(oh yes he is) oh yes he is(oh yes he is)
credit..ray davies