Romance

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:06 pm

Great topic and subject matter. Long may it continue.

We don't need to go into graphic detail when recounting our sexual escapades, and, for this reason I understand why the moderators don't butt in and spoil it.

When we do get the post with the meaty stuff, no doubt the Mods will read it, have a good chuckle about it and then erase it before the rest of us can have a read!

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:11 pm

Not before they have copied and pasted it into a PM to send to me

Maddi

kteee · Post by **kteee** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:29 pm

How much is it worth?

Michael Crane · Post by **Michael Crane** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:37 pm

Maddi, here's one they might PM to you!

I was out on the sand dunes at Great Yarmouth with a girlfriend. I was 16 at the time and was ready at the drop of hat - not that many girls wore hats, but you know what I mean.

It was early evening, warm with a gentle breeze. We picked a spot out of sight of the beach and, after thoughfully laying a towel over the sand and tufts of coarse grass I got down to it.

In those days foreplay was, "Of course I love you!" and that seemed to work OK! Nowadays the opposite sex require a little more; and thankfully I've changed my technique over the years.

I was just getting warmed up when this dog came bounding over the dunes; saw us; stopped, looked . . . and then licked my bum!

Its owner could be heard calling it, and we feared that if he came to find it we'd be discovered. He didn't and the dog eventually went off. Perhaps the dog owner never saw us but he must have heard us laughing!

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:44 pm

I,ve gotten into this so i guess i,m goin to stick with it.I have to agree with the jist of the above posts but once again i,ve probably not expressed myself to well.I have no problem with the subject matter of the topic ,if a couple of us were sitting around say a pool at tenpm with a few drinks its one thing,now add a couple of teenage kids to the scene,sons daughters nephews,...whatever, or your mother or fathers,would everybody still be as comfortable with the candor.Maddi your saying sex is natural and lovely etc...and you have no problem with all this and rightly so,o.k. so now hears the point i,m trying to make(at last says you) you would be a bit selective about the people youd share these ,harmless,stories with, nextdoor neighboors kids ,your own childrens friends,possibly people you work with,am i making sense here?
my arguement being that this forum does not afford you that selectivity.

Now please god tell me that even if yis don,t agree with it i,ve at least made my point coherently(i hope you guys appreciate the gift of written articulation that most of you have)

maddi · Post by **maddi** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:07 pm

Hi Gerry

Of course you have made your point and you made it pretty well last time too and I do not disagree with you to some extent. This is essentially a site for grown ups, it has very little to attract children to it and as such I feel it's content needs be moderated along over 16 sort of lines. I haven't personally shared any of my stories with you on this site although wouldn't hesitate to do so sitting in the bar knocking back black russians. As I said to Ellie in public, I believe the subject could have had a 'health warning' in the title as it didn't just drift this way but directly asked for the sort of responses it is now attracting.

You are right Gerry that I wouldn't tell my actual 'sex' stories to the kids, but I wouldn't hesitate to tell my children or their friends over the age of about twelve that sex is a healthly, normal, natural and enjoyable thing if done right and they have many wonderful years of it to look forward to - they just can't start now!!!!!!!! I wouldn't hesitate to have this conversation in front of my mother or father.

Anyway my bottom line is (there is a joke in there somewhere) this is not a kids site, a warning could have/should have been given, you can chose to post or not, and there is nothing wrong with sex (99.99999% of the time).

Maddi

tricky · Post by **tricky** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:10 pm

I'm sorry

but even though I know where Gerry is coming from (Oh god!)
and agree with him up to a point, Michaels story was fantastic, I've still not stopped laughing!.
Am I mistaken but at one time wasn't there a children's forum on CVO,
and if there still is, shouldn't we be directing our children to it, and leave us older one's to have a bit of innocent fun. I'm sure more suggestive comments and actions are seen on the soap's every night.
Tricky

tricky · Post by **tricky** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:11 pm

p.s. Kteee I'll give you a pound!!

charles · Post by **charles** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:11 pm

Gerry Cullen, I admire your tenacity in this matter. It's tough to be right and in the minority, but "stick to your guns". Don't let them get you down.

Gerry Cullen · Post by **Gerry Cullen** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:33 pm

Michael just to show that theres no hard feelings ....................................................i,m goin to send you one of the wolfhounds ,that should bring back memories

eco/spider · Post by **eco/spider** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:40 pm

What a great topic, tell your stories the way it was. Am I right in thinking that the tales are supposed to be fun, just like the dirty joke I have just read and that Gerry enjoyed. I can't stand all this selective piety, I'm sure as children we all knew the dirty joke or two and chased after the girls as they came out of cookery class. I will finish by adding that if you havn't made LOVE in daring situations then you've missed a lot of fun(I've ben banned from Sainsburys). You may remember my story about getting lost on new years eve, that was certainly a lot of fun.

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 6:43 pm

“We undressed and made a slow, exploring start. We were rapidly approaching the point of no return”

Gerry, I don’t like it either. But for a different reason:
I just think it all too childish and I cant understand a grown man talking like that even in the pub. And it’s probably doing nothing for the popularity of this site, I bet the hit counter is drooping like MC’s willy.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 8:22 pm

Digger....Michael wasn't in the pub..he was in the woods..and he was telling it on here!
Wheres your sense of fun?....you dont have to read it...but it seems you,Charles & Gerry ARE reading it...and its certainly more amusing than GOLF topics..but then..so is the telephone directory

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:13 pm

OK Gerry started this and I don’t really agree its bad for the children but I got drawn in so, ellie, what I find …er…distasteful is Michael and gorrO talking about their other half like that in public. You wouldn’t do it and neither would I. But it’s no big deal

PeterJ · Post by **PeterJ** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:56 pm

So many people disagree with this site posting yet they seem to be the main contributors!!!!! why??? Mr Crane keep on posting. I myself am far too introvert too be as blase at this moment in time. Have to wait till the missus goes to work!!![/url]