What is Playoasis? Is it a petting zoo?

Are you an actual cowboy?

To much 'logging' damages the beaver. Canadians really must control the rate they pull their logs in and out of beaverland. David Attenborough's wife was said to have owned one of the largest beavers in the world. She had it shaved so it didn't get to hot in Cornwall, and let david feed it pork once...

I wonder what this feeling is
This morning I admit
It could be love that moves inside
Or perhaps I need a shit

I must confess I haven't the first clue what anybody is talking about now.
Either your double-entendres are far superior to mine, or we are talking about actuall beavers, and my mum actually playing the bassoon.

Are you on the wine at the moment?

Is it just the portuguese who can do strange things with there mouth and tongue? My mate can tie his shoelaces with his. I can thread a needle, and sew a patch on a pair of jeans with mine. But the jeans have to be Wranglers. I can't do it with Levis. Ellie - what was it you were doing when you were...

No Zac, that place is called Canada.

So I have advice on my next visit to petting zoo. Brilliant. I am sure I said forget about the petting zoo. My fault for talking about beavers I guess.

Lets get back to Carvoeiro.
And sweet things.

Steve and myself are passing through Portugal in and will be visiting Carvoeiro for the last week in May. We have been on a bit of a treck around Europe writing up a variety of music concerts for a monthly magazine back home in England. Any helpful information on what to do and where to go would be ...