Cheeky fecker, I'm not that lonely. Unless you are a beautiful female of course.

I have found myself being a Billy No Mates on Christmas Day, are there any other saddo's in the same position who would like to make a great day of it? If so contact me on colwellsexecutive@gmail.com. I am staying at Pestana. To all you other happy people have a great christmas . Michael.

I make absolutely no apologies for bringing this topic up again but it has rankled away at me since the last exchanges and still nobody can answer the question,is The convicted paedophile still working in Carvoeiro nightspots.In a week where a monster who gang raped and killed an 8 year old boy is o...

Lesley,its our (me and cheeky wee boys ) duty to have fun

Not long to go now,if anybody spots a smiling bald headed Belfast man with his cheeky little boy (Alex) please collar me and i'll buy the first drink.Known hideouts will be Elle and Ella (thursday) Happys (friday) and the roundup anytime in between.I feel i'm going back to my spiritual home,viva Car...

Hi Gazza,ive also heard the Roundup is for sale,maybe them der injuns are coming.Joking aside they would be cracking businesses to buy.

Thanks Baggy,think i will plump for Ele Ela,never been before but my mum is coming over with me and my little boy and I want somewhere really nice as she has just gone through a major operastion for breast cancer,theres nothing in the world like our wee mums and its time for me to take good care of ...

I commend you Michael,very kind of you to take the time to supply this,we are over next week,take a quick pick at your favourite and we shall book it.

Just looked at the long range forecast Baggy and its rain for the next two weeks,we arrive next week so I hope it blows away

Hi white rabbit,our company staff normally donate to children here in Manchester at Christmas but Carvoeiro and the Portugese people have been so kind to us on each of our many visits I would like to donate to your charity this christmas instead,please drop me an email nearer the time,maybe early de...

Hi there any decent golfer out there who can make up a fourball for this weeks competitions at Pestana.Three of us chaps are arriving over from England on Tuesday and are a player short.If possible please drop me an email on colwells.executive@btinternet.com.
Many Thanks,Michael