The Republic of the Algarve

[martin]

with all the problems of no water (all em northerners pinching the stuff from our rivers) is it not about time that the Algarve declared itself an independent state...we could have our own govenment based in Silves (the true capitol)

our won currency called the Garvy with 100 non sents in each garve...our own anthem ("please release me let me" go by engelburke humperdink)
our own police ..the Garve National Rebulica

yes many things could be done better if we didnt have em northerners from Lisbon and Porto telling us what to do... as the saying goes "aye lisboa is for those who havent sense to live doown suth)

As for Porto...well as they say down here "Aye porto born, porto bred...strong in the arm and thick in the head"

[Guest]

Hi having just browsed over Martins post, I looked up his profile:- No contact, No location, No occupation, No interests. Martin , No Hope [/b]

[AFKA1]

Hi having just browsed over Martins post, I looked up his profile:- No contact, No location, No occupation, No interests. Martin , No Hope [/b]

Guest and your profile is............? you are located in............ your contact info is........... your interests are ? your job is ........... ?

[Guest]

I think Guest is quite reasonably pointing out that Martin is a bit of a twat. Check his posts and see if you agree. Not to say he should not continue posting mind.

[Guest]

people who disagree and speak against with the new republic will be dealt with in a very hash way..5 years working in the copper mines of the alentejo or worse working as a golf caddy in spain

be carefull otherwise our CIA (carvoeiro inteligence agency) will be visiting your apartment....by the way when you talk at your local bar... you think the things on the table in front of you are just "beer mats" mmmmm si ve know everyting

head of cia

[nightrider]

Hi having just browsed over Martins post, I looked up his profile:- No contact, No location, No occupation, No interests. Martin , No Hope [/b]

Oh anonymous one have some guts and join the forum and put a name where your unkind mouth is. Surely your not that silly to take what Martin said as serious. From a member of Martin's fan club.

[martin of the algarve rep]

memo to all citizens.

thankyou general night rider you are hereby promoted to the rank of field marshal of the Algarve Army (the feared AAs) and awarded the the medal and honor of becoming the first receipent of the

Grand Order of Piri Piri

may the sauce be with you

[nightrider]

memo to all citizens.

thankyou general night rider you are hereby promoted to the rank of field marshal of the Algarve Army (the feared AAs) and awarded the the medal and honor of becoming the first receipent of the

Grand Order of Piri Piri

may the sauce be with you

and chips please Martin

[Johnny Boy]

Hi, When I replied to Martins rants I forgot to log in, sorry about that But it did get the tail wagging the dog So you are after a re-run of 1974. Mmmmm very interesting

[Johnny Boy]

PS . AFKA1 and Nightrider, I invite you to Lagos,at 12 noon for HANDBAGSat 10 paces:

[AFKA1]

Do I have to bring my own handbag, or can I borrow one of yours?

[Johnny Boy]

AFKA1, No, don't bring yours, I have several thanks, what colour would you like ?

[AFKA1]

Have you got one in beige? preferably a good make, Prada if possible

I ain't swinging no cheap rubbish about!

[Johnny Boy]

Sorry mate, being a Yorkshire fella, there all fro MATALAN

[nightrider]

PS . AFKA1 and Nightrider, I invite you to Lagos,at 12 noon for HANDBAGSat 10 paces:

Johnny Boy, you can keep your handbags, Martin's offer of Piri Piri and Chips is a better offer and I also like the idea of marching around in a uniform What is it with uniforms .....I.e. Bruxy a few weeks ago was given a "nuns". Last week "brownies" and now a "general" this week, what do you think for next week "a nurse"