YES ROLL ROLL UP ROLL UP

if your tired of carvoeiro land and proerty prices i know a real estate agent who has got some (ssh dont tell everyone) prime plots on the moon.
it really is out of this world.

some plots have an earth view - while others are on next to the sea of tranquility by the new marina. the camara for the area (they are a bit lunny but thats another story) have put in all the services, piped water and piped air, sewage is no problem as you just put a 100 metre tube above your villa and it floats away. all villas must be painted white to blend in with the moonscape.

also there are some small quintas where you can grow moonelens (its a hybid of melons) under glass.

anyone wanting to go "very exclusive" can go to Mars where there are great business schemes for those in the catering industry...Mars Bars.
the camara are not worried about ownership problems (unlike SOME PLACES ) and you can buy your villa offplanet in that tax haven of Jupiter

well i hope there are some who may be interested. forgot to say there is a
SPACA tax to pay at 5% on sales.

looking forward to seeing you neighbours at the bbbq

Martin

I think you have been taking some of the same stuff, Cowboy and Jeff are on - now get yourself into rehab - theres a good boy

Mads

but miss madds i have only had some cheese from the moon..honest only three slices...has someone spiked it do you think :

There's some very bad "stuff" out there

maddi wrote:Martin

I think you have been taking some of the same stuff, Cowboy and Jeff are on - now get yourself into rehab - theres a good boy

Mads

Well!!!!!

Maddi...I love your first picture on the chat channel. What a classy
lady....but the black shoes with that dress...nooooo!

And the second picture...WOW...I see why hub is smiling

Oh so many things to respond to :-

Rod, the court will sentence Martin as you know, personally I would recommend a drugs education project of some sort and mandatory testing. At his second offence (and lets face it there have been other offences committed by him on this forum) - we would have to be looking at some sort of Thinking Skills Programme (probably a search and destroy mission - he clearly has too much time on his hands).

Jeff, I can't believe that I am going to justify my fashion statement to you .... a man, in a whole other country ... but oh well, it is not a dress, it is a top and skirt, the top is an autumnal print, which contains large quantites of black, the shoes are supposed to highlight that . . . and if you miss the fashion statement, there is always the fact that they are pointy toe, spikey heels and well . . .

Mads

hello jeff
must say i really am looking forward to your first picture on chat
the amateur fashion critics are ready and waiting

Michael, thank you for being so gallant, my knight in shining armour - but we can't be too cruel to Jeff because there were a couple of decent compliments in there too (I have to take them where I can these days - not being Angelina Jolie and all that )

..... plus we don't want to put him off posting a pic, now do we

Mads

whats going on???? first we are discussing prime real estate and now we discussing maddis wardrobe.

please stay on the subject...yes maddi im feeling better now after you had a word with my probation officer. seems i going to do community service in somewhere called DEVON...do you know it

prisoner 128749508221345 martin

cell block monte carvoreiro

It is called Community Punishment these days, and we would be happy to have you, I think you present a challenge and that could be very satisfying work, although we do already have rather alot of people around here with mental health and drug issues - so you will fit in nicely

Agree we left the subject, but it wasn't me (honest!), I stayed right on track with my concerns around your use of hallucinegenics

Mads

Maddi....Don't you think you are going a bit overboard?
Granted there are some of us that are a bit "off the wall" with some
of our posts and somewhat nutty, but come on, to say we need
rehab, or that we are taking funny pills is going a step too far,
even when it is said in jest.
I consider you an articulate and entertaining person, but I am quite
disappointed with you in your last two posts.

Jeff

I do take your point Jeff, however I am not sure that it is yours to make - Martin will let me know if I have offended him and in that instance, I will certainly apologise.

I am also very happy to apologise to anyone reading this forum who is suffering from the very real and long lasting effects of both drug misuse and mental health issues - these are problems that are the day-to-day with the people I work with and as such I have possibly developed a somewhat black humour around them (rather like fire fighters and nurses).

The work I do with Offenders, many of whom have these sorts of issues, is very consuming, often heart wrenching, commonly futile - recidivism rife and funerals are frequent - this forum has been therapeutic for me, not as a place to debrief and unload but as a place to escape.

I do, however, acknowledge that the people who suffer from those problems may also use this forum and my joking will not help them to achieve that escape.

Jeff, I ask you that you say you are disappointed with "the contents of my posts" rather than "me". At this distance, you only know enough to dislike the behaviour not the person.

Maddi

time out...lighten up... maddi and jeff...go sit in a corner untill you get your sense of humor back.

green cheeze anyone?