Hi all, I am looking for new guests to have on my live phone-in show on Kiss FM on Sunday evenings 6 to 8 pm. Have you had interesting things that have happened in your life, or tips on living in Portugal, maybe you are an expert in something? If you think you could be that person send me an e-mail to phillgilbert@kissfmalgarve.com

Couple of people spring to mind, Ellie who's just written and published her first book titled Algarve Shorts and Bruxinha who has lots of general interesting observations on working and living in and around Carvoeiro and the Algarve. So come girls step up to the podium.
Gaynor

Bruxy...Bruxy...Bruxy...Bruxy...

Bruxy...Bruxy....Bruxy

Word of warning though. DO NOT call her honey!

Why not Honey ?

Who's Honey

Ask Thunderbolt

Don't ask about the honey thing...long story. People have called me a lot worse but it was the situation...no more on that please. I have been to therapy and put it to bed now.

Ooooh can I have a fan club?

Actually Ian, who has an English language programme on Wednesday nights on Radio Racal in Silves, has tried to get me and other friends of mine to go on his show to talk about various things and help choose the music. I am too shy though. I know those of you who know me will nearly choke to death laughing, but it's true...honest! Also my music choices could put off anyone "normal" from ever listening again, although he said he was prepared to take a chance on that.

I'll do it if Ellie, Sundance and Thunderbolt come to hold hands with me.

By the way, I am currently having a web site designed by a young Belgian mate of mine here. He suggested doing it for fun, so I said ok. I have no idea what it will look like but the last I heard at lunchtime, it will be based on a "bruxinha" theme. I'll let you all know. I won't be having a forum though. I couldn't cope with writing on another one.

Give me 15 shots Thunderbolt and just maybe...on second thoughts.

Go on thunderbolt, give her 15 shots Brandy sounds good Should be very interesting Bruxihna X

Bruxinha after 15 shots would not be very interesting at all...in fact, she'd be very sick and possibly very evil.

Thunderbolt is the shot queen, I am more of the wino. It is all a question of age and maturity i.e. Thunderbolt can take her drink and I can't.

do keep us posted about your website, will you be on a broomstick?

Sorry Bruxihna, some how I visulised thunderbolt to be a male.
I think I had better stick to Vino too

'ear Yogi, mums become a celebrity...

Dear Fan Club Members,

You can have our mum Bruxy's autograph for a box of Markies Biscuits and a lap top each (pref Apple Mac). I.e. since we played with her Apple Mac in the pool and someone called her Honey, she has banned us from touching her laptop and bees from our garden!

Zoe Bugs

Hi Bruxinha...........Dont worry about the music on the show as its a live phone-in based program, but if your a little nervous why don't you just call into the show on Sunday between 6 and 8pm the number is 289 587 705, and have a chat..........Phill

You know I am really going to get the p*ss taken out of me tomorrow if I can get enough Beecham's powders down me to be able to attend the forum drinky poos.

Thunderbolt and Nightrider are both females Johnny Boy...don't worry though everyone thinks TB is a man. However, she is a very sweet, petite, young woman, except when she is on the shots then she is a monster...only joking.

I have no idea about the broomstick ROTCIV but it could be cool. I seem to remember a Spanish mate of mine taking a picture of me straddling a broomstick once in the hills of Andalusia, which is where I bought the little silver witch I always wear around my neck. I'll have to ask him for a copy. I ought to be careful about mentioning straddling broomsticks, as you seem to have got a bit excited about the thought of that "porn" house in the Algarve earlier. Don't want to excite you further. Actually I am a bit concerned about what my friend is going to put on the web site. I will have to supervise proceedings a bit closer, as I may find a picture of my face on Pamela Anderson's body on there or something.

Thanks for the offer Kiss FM. I promise to think about it further and maybe we could have a chat sometime.