watching S$Y TV in CARVOEIRO (got it in ! so its not chitty chatty) when an advert came on for the National Accident Helplline tellling me how I could win damages as a result of an accident...thinking that this would be a handy number to keep and given I only had a few seconds to grab a pen and paper before the advert finished, I jumped up and slipped hurting my foot.

Now I think I must sue National Accident Helpline because they should know that no one keeps a pen by the side of their chair and they dont give enough time for anyone to go and get a pen and paper---yes its clearly their fault and I think I should receive ...well alright I wont be greedy ........mmm...erm...ok 5000 euros

anyone know of some hotshot avacados who practice here and in Uk :

Unfortunately "Hotshot" isn't a word I'd use for the ones that practice here Martin...I could think of a few other words but Gambo might have something to say if I wrote them down

Bruxy

you haven’t got a leg to stand on