• our very own superhero....

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:11 pm**

created by a faulty extraction fan,..causing a vacum of piri piri, bacalhu and pastalle da natas..our superhero was created from a mere boy into a man having super strength..the abillity to drive around corners on the wrong side.....all work undertaken can be finished by tommorow....the willpower and fortitude to defeat the evil dr.beucrass

his name ( and say it with pride) as he leaps from apartment block to villa

yes forget spideryman...superwimpman,.....we have CARV MAN
our new cutting edge super hero

no job to big or too small,

ps if you need him best to leave a message by the toilet block on the beach

LONG LIVE CARV MAN

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm**

his theme tune.

da da da da.carve man. da da der da carve man

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:18 pm**

What a load of rubbish

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:04 pm**

SuperBinMan?

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:07 pm**

I think someone has been out in the sun too long

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:11 pm**

LOOK!!!!!!!

On the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!

Is it a TRUCK?!?!

Is it a TRAIN?!?!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S

CARV MAN!!!!!!

CARV MAN........

ABLE to SOLVE ANY PROBLEM tomorrow.......

ABLE to FIX THE WEB CAM in 3 or 4 BOUNDS......

ABLE to DEFEAT THE EVIL Dr. BEUCRASS by out living him.....

ABLE to LEAP from APARTMENT BLOCK to VILLA (usualy).....

ON HIS WAY TO A TOILET BLOCK NEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:16 pm**

rubbish? well at the moment millions of pounds and euros and dollars are being paid in cinemas to watch a kid wearing a red jump suit battle a dr octopus (all because of his radioactive blood!!!)

well and you think carv man is far fetched!!!!

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:59 pm**

Can't say for sure, but the toilet IS blocked up, so you may have a point.

Posted: **Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:19 am**

Lived here for 25 years and love the portuguese.

What we don´t like is arrogant foreigners taking the piss....

If you don´t like it here bugger off !!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:12 am**

Here comes the judge!
And of course he is right !
I wont have anyone attack my beloved Algarveans

Only critism I had when living there..was the spitting!But its not nearly so bad there now I find?
But now this happens everywhere,especially with kids here .and I blame football......
horrible habit

havent I started the day well?

Im on your side judge, Bom dia

Posted: **Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:26 am**

what makes you think carve man is portuguese?