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love me love my dog

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 12:44 am
by Flash Harry
Hello readers

I'm Harry, a happy go lucky strret wise dog, with a guardian angel who has too many other dog stories to tell for this column.

Black.....ish i've got some grey highlishts round my muszzle (apparently), but otherwise a bit of a hunk (Bradd Pitt in fur), fit as butchers dog, (as if they've got the monopoly)and healthy as...........................well a dog on heat.

I'm looking for a new home, as I'm only on hols here in CVO, and my angel is running short on angel dust. If you get my drift.

So if your even slightly soft in the head, i'm your best friend.

Hey and I'm not only house trained,...........I'm house proud.

So I won't mess on your newl tiles or carpeted floor if you have such a thing. weeeeeeeeeeeird.

I might curl up in a ball....... in the corner of your sofa

If you let me.

......please

..pretty please

Harry

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 2:38 am
by cowboy
I don't know Harry,

Do you have fleas?

Do you have worms?

Are you fixed?

Can you herd Sheep?

Do you bite? (if so, whom?)

Do you do housework?

Ironing?

Dishes?

Can you cook?

Do you snore?

However, if can you fix machinery with a screwdriver, a pair of pliers and a roll of duct tape .......we might be able to work something out.

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 10:17 am
by Lesley Jean
:lol: Ahhhhh Cowboy your all heart :wink: Hope Harry finds a new home soon, I'll ask around my Algarve friends. :lol:

Posted: Mon May 17, 2004 11:18 am
by Tabby
Well I am a soft-hearted pussy and if I had room Id offer you a big soft cushion harry :P
But Im sure we'd end up "fighting like cat & dog"! Dont you think :twisted: :lol: