I see our newest member, A Chair, has the dubious distinction of having his very first contribution deemed unsuitable and removed from the forum by the moderators . He wouldn't by any chance be Jeffrey A Chair

Or perhaps one half of the famous singing duo Sonny & Chair?

Do you mean Chonny & Chair?
I’ve got you babe, I’ve got you babe, etc

Chair and chair alike

O senor cadeira

If he smoked the evil weed, would that make him a High Chair?

.....boy
....think I’m getting confused with your compatriots Cheach & Chair

Bill Gates died in an accident involving a misguided pie which was thrown at him by an angry Macintosh protester. Because of his achievements in life, it was decided that he should go to heaven. God Personally showed Bill around heaven, displaying the Waterfalls, Great Forests, Lagoon's and Wet-T-shirt contests that are held regularly. Bill was impressed by all of them and kept nodding his head in approval, which pleased God because he enjoyed pleasing others. When they finished the tour, God took Bill into his Throne room and sat down on the blindingly shiny throne. God asked Bill how he had enjoyed heaven so far, and Bill replied;

"It's been great, but you're in my chair."



Chair-ee-oo!

Good one SHOWWWY
By the way...Lesley(daughter) ..loved the 'Sun Prayer' you posted....said it was lovely thought.
Sure hope it works Saturday