where do spammers go for Christmas? Whatever they do, they can certainly afford a long break. Up until Christmas I was getting one or two dodgy emails per day, followed by nothing for at least six whole weeks!!!! What’s going on? Maybe it’s business as usual for them and somebody somewhere is stopping them getting to me, ha, or, is it just a run of luck?

Whats a 'dodgy' e-mail Digger?
D'you mean all those 'size' thingys?
Or d'you mean the 'naughty' ones?
Its like saying ..where do flies go in the winter time
No--I havent touched drop yet!
Guess who

guess who???…The Master Spammer
….think of all those poor shrinking violet blokes, where are you when they need you???

Guess who???....speaking...I was being extremely lazy...in not logging on!
The' poor shrinking violet blokes' ..was a bit below the belt wasn't it? :)guest
..and why isnt there something a little enticing in those 'dodgy males' ..sorry....mails for us girls?
Bom dia..'Mistress Ellie'

Hi Ellie, are you trying to hijack this topic?
Tell me, have you or have you not received any messages lately of a dodgy nature & from people you don’t know?


On the subject of spam, remember this (spam of a different kind):
Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; (Vikings start singing in background) spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
Waitress: (cont) or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Ech!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again)
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc...spam, spam, spam! (in harmony)

Dearest Digger...of course Im not trying to 'hijack' your topic....if I did so..I might require a 'ransom' ..in order to return it to you!
Yes..I have received some supspicious mails recently ..or 'undelivered' ones...all seem to have men's names attached...complete strangers to me...are these the ones we are supposed to be watching out for today..the new virus
Is this other 'Spam' ..the famous 'Monty Python sketch'?
Hilarious ....I love mad comedy!
What were the others?
The Dead Parrot
The ..was it cheeseshop without cheese?
and the song'Im a lumberjack.......'

Sorry Digger ..back to SPAM!

If anybody wants to' increase the size of their Pxxxx'
Keep 'at it' all night long
loose ' half a stone in a week and eat what you want'
or ' grow a full head of hair'
(Oh and find the address of the chip shop that Elvis works in)

please let me know, I have full contact details, and I am totally assured
it all works..

SPAM, what's that?

Tricky

tricky, I am confused. In your post I am not sure which sex you are referring to. Give us a clue - is the 4th x y or k