• The Martians have landed!

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:12 pm**

I told you that the Martians wouldn't take kindly to our landing a roving vehicle on their planet!

In retalliation, they have landed their "terra exploration vehicle" slap bang in the centre of CVO, just outside the ice-cream parlour. You can see it clearly on the webcam

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:21 pm**

You had to be quick to see it, though, because they have taken off again!

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2004 5:10 pm**

I got 'all excited ' then ..Limey..on reading your heading..what a let down

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No little green men ..taking over the icecream palacio then

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gawd ..what a disappointment.....'Mars' icecream bars..would go down very well I would have thought

See your in 'Hardy' country...lovely Dorset...home of one of my fav. authors....'Tess' / Far from Madding crowd etc..great stuff!

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:29 am**

Well it all happened so quickly! The Martian Government had sent them to Earth as scouts to find somewhere hot, red and dusty where the Martian people could take their holidays, because Mars is so cold.

All went well until they landed outside the ice-cream parlour, when they discovered that although CVO was hot, it was not red and dusty.

They immediately took off again, and were tracked by NASA crossing the southern United States, heading for the Arizona Desert, where they have now opened their deck chairs (they had to pay earthlings for the use of the patent), put on their shades, and are enjoying the Arizona sunshine, minus, unfortunately, those lovely Carvoeiran ice-creams. Oh well, you cannot win 'em all!

The moral of this story is:- If you want to find a nice place to go on your hols, don't ask a Martian!

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:49 am**

Concidering that Women are from Venus, and Men are from Mars....If little Green Men are going to invade Earth, mabey we are going the wrong way.

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:28 am**

Well the little green hures must have got the last of the cheap flights ,when i rang the ticket desk to try for a flight to day was told 250 euro if i bboked over the phone,i have no credit card so can i just buy a ticket at airport desk yes but it will be over 300 euro.

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:48 pm**

Careful Coop!
Venus is hot& steamy...so they tell us....and could well be 'poisonous'!

Would it be worth the sacrifice d'yu think

Limey...I for one ..couldnt do without those lush icecreams...bet Arizona dont produce anything half so good!