There has been a marked drop in standards within recent posts on cvo.com

To try to address the problem, here's a few guidelines.

1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat).
6. Be, more or less, specific.
7. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
8. Also, too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
9. Contractions aren't helpful and shouldn't be used.
10. Never generalize
11. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
12. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
13. Understatement is probably not the best way to propose earth shattering ideas.
14. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
15. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
16. Even if a mixed metaphor does sing, it should be derailed.
17. Who needs rhetorical questions?
18. Exaggeration is a million times worse than understatement.
19. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
20. Avoid single word sentences! Always? Absolutely.

Happy Posting !!

Maddi

Thanks Maddi, I used that one with another post I put it with.

Never crap on your own doorstep ?

Never post pissed

Never roam off topic (is he still watching)

Who needs grammar?

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You think this forum has bad grammar - check out this extract from a mail I got this week:

"hi men how r u i m oke he men it looks good men i likit i see u soon i wil let u now dis week oke"

...and next you are gonna tell us that it isn't short for innit, innit?

It isn't just writing but speech too!
Phoned daughter in London other day --I said "Hello darling how are you?"
reply came "Ok. R'ite?"
I said "Pardon?"
She said"R'ite?"
I said"Sorry.What are you saying?"
She said(impatiently) " Im saying are you alright?"
So we got there 'eventually'!
London 'speak' is getting faster and shorter by the day--will we all end up by simply 'grunting' at each other-back to caveman days?
G--think your mail was from Brixton---had mate used to 'talk'like that

AH!

Blimey, Maddi, are you trying to get me off the forum?

is that 'AH'! of Gerry's a sigh of ecstasy---or are we going into 'short speak' -like my daughter--a sort of 'shorthand' in speech?
i wonder what it would be like --if we just communicated with the sound for what we wanted ---and went around going " ooh"---"ahh"---"mmm"---"grrrr!"----etc--Im back in the caves again
Now Michael--would Maddi do that to you?
dont forget--it was you that taught me about 'apostrophes'!!

Michael

As one who is always pretty quick to pick up the grammatical and spelling errors of others, I did rather think this would appeal, but never one to pander to ego I hestiated to call it the Micheal Crane Master Class and thus is it so named.

Mads x

Moddi.

btw, you know I'm not one to grumble but my name is spelt Michael and not Micheal

I like the way I managed to offer both a correct and incorrect name spelling in the one post, considering it was 11 pm on a friday night and I had had my share of the sauce by then, the post was remarkably free of errors!!!

Mads

Thank you Maddi for those guidelines. Now perhaps we should address the problem of nonsense, rubbish, gibber, babble, blather, bunkum, gabble, blether, jabber, twaddle, drivel, balderdash, mumbo-jumbo, double-talk, prattle, poppycock, gobbledegook, tommy-rot, garbage, tripe, bunk, blah, hogwash, saliva, drool, dribble, slaver, slobber, witter, ramble, prate, maunder, tosh, bosh, baloney, claptrap, humbug, tomfoolery, rot, gab, piffle, bilge and hooey on this forum. Or do you think current standards are high enough?

Hi Digger

I think on a day to day basis we manage all of those to a very high standard

Maddi

Digger, without nonsense, rubbish, gibber, babble, blather, bunkum, gabble, blether, jabber, twaddle, drivel, balderdash, mumbo-jumbo, double-talk, prattle, poppycock, gobbledegook, tommy-rot, garbage, tripe, bunk, blah, hogwash, saliva, drool, dribble, slaver, slobber, witter, ramble, prate, maunder, tosh, bosh, baloney, claptrap, humbug, tomfoolery, rot, gab, piffle, bilge and hooey it'd be a thin forum!