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THE NEW GOVERNMENT MANDATE - EQUALITY

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:07 pm
by Linda and Russell
The government white paper on the equal society was published today. Its main provisions are as follows.
From the 1 April 2020 everyone must be of equal height. This height will be 3 feet above the saloon bar for men and 2 feet under the hairdryer for women. Anyone found shorter than the equal height will be looked down on. He or she willl then be sent to a government height-inducing camp where he or she will stand in a barrel of manure until they are tall enough to step out without catching anything on the rusty nail at the top. Anyone found taller than the equal height will be required to carry lead weights in their trouser pockets and wear very short braces. This will cause a stoop and, inevitably, a few boy sopranos.

To all CVO ramblers I am writing this message to inform you that Russell has had to see a specialist, this is due to him having horific dreams. In these dreams he is being molested by 6 young naked ladies who want his body for their own sexual gratification. In his dreams he is pushing them all away and fighting them all off with a big stick. Luckily the specialist has cured him, he has broken both of Russells arms. Keep smiling.

Russell and Linda are both still here in Prai Da Rocha. If anyone Knows a good tiler we need a new floor. We have worn a groove from one end to the other in our apartment doing our Monday walks.

Re: THE NEW GOVERNMENT MANDATE - EQUALITY

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:50 pm
by Lowthian
It's nice to hear that you are both bearing up well mentally, comparably speaking.
I think it might be a good time to move the furniture to the middle of the room, and do a circular Wednesday walk.
Also try playing mentally chalenging games like I spy, or singing something like a trillion green bottles.
Best wishes, Colin and Sharon

Re: THE NEW GOVERNMENT MANDATE - EQUALITY

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:57 pm
by Geoff
...and there was me thinking of deleting that post as inappropriate, until I saw that Linda had posted it!