I have a friend coming over in September. He's from Glasgow. anyone know if there are any establishments that would be prepared to deep fry a mars bar as a pudding?

Why not go for a walk. I have heard there is something similar to Trailtrekkers. Best watch out you don't end up on crutches though. Fake tan, hairspray, spandex don't come cheap you know! 12 weeks free car insurance with aviva pal.

Hi lamby. Monte santo is a great place for a spa. Highly recommended.

What day does it fall on this year?

The Government do not own any shares in Barclays - only Lloyds, Bradford & Bingley, RBS, HBOS........

nice photos!!

Five weeks after our return from CVO my missus' arm is much better for those of you who witnessed her plummet from the bar. Anyway we're back for New Year and can't wait - we'll be catching up with Natalie in Sullys - how's RADAR by the way??!!!

Martin O'Neill could furnish you with a Villa Pack - His place is in Birmingham

Chopped Pork and Meat is very nice however i'm a corned beef man myself and do love the odd Princes Salmon Paste sandwich. I have had Brown Sauce sandwiches too - nice - but if eat too many, can give you the wildies!!

If you want somewhere with a bit of class i can highly recommend the bar and restaurant at Monte Santo, you'll need to book but the food was great and the service fantastic

It's obviously to keep the locals out!! Ps i have 17 Terrapins that i need a home for - they are house trained and get on well with Children, Yokels and Goldfish -does anyone want one? I'd prefer to leave them in pairs as they can get somewhat lonesome As i have 17, if i get homes for 8 pairs - the ...

It's Boss lah me and the kidda's and had the best butty in town! top! will go back!

Thanks very much for the reply

Can anyone tell me the best bars to watch Premier League games in please? Thanks

Can anyone tell me if the resort is open and functional - we are due to come out to Carvoeiro next week?